I was at Walmart and someone on the intercom said, "Kathy **** your car has been run over!"
Run over! What the heck could run over a car! The only thing that I could think of is a monster truck ran over it.
2007-12-02 13:45:22 · 8 answers · asked by USAman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'm sorry for asking another Walmart question. I promise that this is the last one.
2007-12-02 13:46:09 · update #1
I worked in an office when I was younger and all the business men wore their expensive suits and always seemed so professional. Most of them were great with people, but had NO technological or secretarial skills whatsoever. One day one of them needed to find someone ASAP and his secretary was gone to lunch. He went to make an announcement and here is what we heard ...
"What the hell are you talking about? I DID push 99* ... No, I didn't hear a beep - I'm not deaf! What do you mean everyone in the building can hear me? You're full of sh*it man . No! Seriously?"
The next thing we all hear is "man made" static ... followed by ... "Mayday ... Mayday ... we're in trouble. We've lost an engine ... we're going down ... " followed by some insane howling and more static .. then a click ... and ...
total silence.
The next thing you hear is the entire 2nd floor erupt in hysterical laughter that didn't stop for at least 10 minutes. It was one of THE funniest things I have ever heard in my life. I still crack up when I think of it.
Thanks for reminding me of that ... it always cheers me up!
Peace to you...
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2007-12-02 14:19:25 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I worked at Wal-Mart and heard someone say over the intercom that the managers would appreciate it if people would stop bouncing on the big bouncy balls. I was laughing so hard I had to stop checking out someone's groceries.
2007-12-02 13:50:26 · answer #2 · answered by shea_8705 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
jack meoff you have a phone call at the front desk...
it was a prank call and the woman that took the call did not catch it...she announced in over the intercom in front of everyone....the whole store was laughing...all u could hear after that was laughter!
2007-12-02 13:51:48 · answer #3 · answered by JEN 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
grab A JACKET AND placed on IT WITH MITTENS BOOTS AND ALL PRETENDING LIKE ITS SNOWING LIKE HECK. carry A WINDEX BOTTLE OR another SPRAYING BOTTLE, FILL it is going to ORANGE JUICE OR WATER, disguise IT under YOUR JACKET, pretend THAT YOUR sick and pretend TO SNEEZE, after which SPRAY THE LIQUID. PLAY FRISBEE WITH THE STYROFOAM OR wood SHAPES interior the CRAFTS section. purchase purple PAINT AND placed it throughout YOUR FACE AND USE SCISSORS to shrink AND TEAR components OF YOUR clothing. bypass till now THE DAY OF a trip, inclusive of HALLOWEEN, attempt ON a dress interior the DRESSING ROOM, GET OUT, bypass to the front AT WAL-MART the place each and every of the customers enter, STAND THERE AS A style, AND each and every time somebody is provided in, ACT AS A MUMMY AND SCARE THEM.
2016-12-10 10:44:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I worked for wal-mart in my teens - someone said over the intercom - "Would someone from pets please come and get the Houdini crab from isle 5 in toys?"
2007-12-02 13:58:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone squeezed off an air biscuit over my son's school intercom.. and got 3 days in-school suspension for it...
2007-12-02 13:49:01 · answer #6 · answered by I Can Count To Potato 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My principal telling one of the secretaries she had to leave early to get a hysterectomy.
weird
2007-12-02 13:53:04 · answer #7 · answered by Hayley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At my school some kid took the speaker started rapping and then just screamed POOO!!!!!!!! We were all so confused and started laughing.
2007-12-02 14:24:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋