This elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one night. The preacher faces the camera, and announces, "My friends, I'd like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. Place one hand on top of your TV & the other hand on the part of your body which ails you and I will heal you."
The old woman has been having terrible stomach problems, so she places one hand on the television, and her other hand on her stomach. Meanwhile, her husband approaches the television, placing one hand on top of the TV and his other hand on his groin.
With a frown his wife says, "Ernest, he's talking about healing the sick, not raising the dead."
2007-12-02 12:51:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Thanks for the chuckle
2007-12-02 13:08:04 · answer #1 · answered by Just Hazel 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
they don't understand what they do. John 6:sixty 5 And he reported, for this reason reported I unto you, that no guy can come unto me, different than it have been given unto him of my Father. they think of they earn passage to heaven. as though the fact is desperate by utilising consensus and existence relies upon on all and sundry agreeing with them. the daddy calls those he chooses and no others. those he would not call he additionally would not decide. John 12:40 seven And if any guy hear my words, and have self assurance not, I decide him not: for I got here to not decide the international, yet to save the international. They deal and good purchase and beg and artwork and do and do and do. all the whilst judging all and sundry they disagree with. The Fathers would be performed, despite the fact that if it means i'm skinned alive burned and could spend eternity in hell. i'm his son and that i supply each little thing of me heart, strategies and soul to him, and ask for easily not something in return. Even salvation may well be self serving. i don't worry because of the fact his will is righteous. that's not his will that any perish yet that each you will have eternal existence. Such is his love which you would be comforted despite the fact that in case you doubt or perhaps oppose his life. i've got heard it reported that they attempt to be a gadget for the lord. That makes me laugh. See I nonetheless have a humorousness despite the fact that if I sound caught up in non secular strategies to a level that maximum might locate uncomfortable.
2016-11-13 07:45:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quick what channel is he on?. Any port in a depression, its the blood pressure pills, so if he cures the blood pressure I can go back to stalking around the bed. That's odd the wife's just smashed up the remote control!
2007-12-02 16:50:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, thats lifted my spirits xx
2007-12-02 15:01:09 · answer #4 · answered by Croeso 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Leave it to a woman to give up all hope. (chuckle)
2007-12-03 07:06:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
on a lighter side don't you feel that the wife plays a big role in weather it is dead or not!!!
2007-12-02 13:08:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Real cute. Sure hope it worked for them!
2007-12-02 13:47:58 · answer #7 · answered by curious connie 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I not only didn't want to laugh but am laughing out loud-hilarious!
2007-12-02 13:07:33 · answer #8 · answered by marlynembrindle 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Heee Hee I am horse laughing!!!!! Where DO you get these!!!xoxo!
2007-12-02 13:06:47 · answer #9 · answered by Meeshmai 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Chuckles for you Suzie!!!!!!!
2007-12-02 17:51:51 · answer #10 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL - that was a cute one!
2007-12-03 07:43:42 · answer #11 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋