2007-12-02 12:43:59 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If they would take me. I'm a 5'-1" skinny black woman.
2007-12-02 12:52:16 · answer #1 · answered by Lina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yesterday, i went 2 the mall and i saw a mall santa and i started screaming, "SANTA! SANTA! HI SANTA!" it was so funny cuz the mall cop got all mad and told me to control myself. I would nevr b a mall santa if i had to deal wth ppl lyk me.
2007-12-02 12:51:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah... I'd be one of Santa's deranged Bouncer Elves, though.... "C'mon, Kid... the store's closin'!"
I'd wear black lipstick and prod the kids through with a gigantic candy cane, like herding sheep into a pen.
2007-12-02 19:18:08 · answer #3 · answered by Habanera 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa is already doing that job!
2007-12-02 12:49:41 · answer #4 · answered by ANewLife 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for sure I easily have. How else am i able to coach him what a advantageous (naughty) woman i've got been all year? So I take a seat on his lap and whisper in his ear....and tell him what i easily % for Cristmas.
2016-09-30 11:38:59 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure I would for some extra money but I am a girl and I would never be able to get the deep "ho ho ho" down
2007-12-02 12:47:40 · answer #6 · answered by Getting Married 9-19-2009 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an elf possibly, santa no way
2007-12-02 12:46:33 · answer #7 · answered by cheri h 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe a mall ms clause
2007-12-02 12:47:29 · answer #8 · answered by Lucy B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell yes. Although, being female might disrupt that.
I would love little kids to sit on me, and tell me their wishes.
>:)
2007-12-02 12:46:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heck yes, I think it would be a nice change of pace.
2007-12-02 12:46:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋