I had to take my daughter's magic wand from her-- she was trying to turn her brother into a frog. I told her the wand was now mine since she couldn't use her magic wand responsibly.
2007-12-02 12:40:49 · 39 answers · asked by Lisa the Pooh 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"Bobby, get out of the dryer."
2007-12-02 12:43:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 0⤋
My son when he was 10 years old asked me what a sugar daddy was. That age and the way things are I went into a diatribe about how and what it is on and on... .. Finally he got an funny look on his face and said No.No dad the candy bar! lesson learned by both of us that day! Thought of another one my son then 3 had broken his arm playing superman off the couch! I was diagnosed with a medical condition at the same time had a urinary catheter coming out of bed he hadnt seen me for days he came running up gave me the biggest tearful hug looked down saw the catheter and said top of his lungs What daddy you break your peepee!
2007-12-02 12:47:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
I think the strangest thing I ever had to do was catch the coffin at my grandparents funeral because my daughter had decided to scale the side of it. Lucky for me, only the flowers tipped over and I was able to set the coffin back upright before the balance had gone all the way over.
2007-12-02 13:45:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
The hardest thing for me was taking away my son's pacifier. He was 2 now 9. It was getting so bad that he even took a bath with it. I cut the nipple off of it while "dad" was giving him a bath. He came out and looked for it, and I had to say "Look honey you broke it!" Poor kid... I shouldn't of blamed him, but I couldn't think of anything else at the time. It worked!
2007-12-02 12:45:15 · answer #4 · answered by Nikki 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Did she really??? My goodness, that is a classic! I havent had any of those moments as of yet, my boy can barely say no without shaking his head yes, but I'm sure they'll come sooner or later. I'll keep you posted. Still LOL about that though
2007-12-03 03:04:25 · answer #5 · answered by teri is ambience 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My daughter recently asked me what hot dogs were made of! My mind was reeling. After a minute I said "well, it's made of a bun, the hot dog, ketchup and mustard." Luckily she was okay with my answer as I distracted her with some fries. I'm not sure what else I could've come up with.
2007-12-02 13:44:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Perform an emergency tracheotomy on the VCR to remove a piece of Zwieback toast.
2007-12-03 00:50:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
My kids, husband and I were stuck in traffic in the middle of summer and they started whining for water. I know they were thirsty - so was I: the air conditioner didn't work, we were traveling at about 4 mph when we moved at all, and the next exit was miles ahead. Their requests changed from "Gee, I'm thirsty" to "MOM! I need water NOW!" So I asked them if they'd like me to spit in their mouths because that's all I had for them at the moment. Their shock was palpable. After they stopped laughing, they recognized that they were being unreasonable and we had a much better, slow ride to the next exit - where we got off, got water and regrouped.
2007-12-02 14:23:20 · answer #8 · answered by chick2lit 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-10 02:50:47 · answer #9 · answered by burgoyne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That is funny! I have said lots of things like that over the years, but right now I'm stuck for a good one.
2007-12-02 12:43:25 · answer #10 · answered by Ricky 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
visiting the NATIONAL cemetary,to see my dad,my son then 3(now 19) had to pee. It was a Sunday,no ones around,we let him pee in the bushes. Turns out he wanted to always pee at 'grampas place',everytime we went there......I finally told him that the deer in the forest were going to bite his peepee off if he didnt stop!
2007-12-02 14:14:49 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋