Did you know what they were, or only figure it out much later?
2007-12-02 12:39:09 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Thanks everyone, there are some really great and hilarious answers here.
2007-12-03 01:58:32 · update #1
I found a few of my mom's dildo's. When we found them we were looking for Christmas presents. We didn't know what they were at the time. Though years later I'd find em again looking for stuff under her bed. Kind of gross how they were under her bed. Eww, recently used. I remember one of my brothers asked her what they were and she just played it off like it was something she had never seen before. She said"I don't know maybe your Dad know what it is". I could see the embarrassment on her face. That time I knew what it was. My brother 15 now. He mad a mention to my mom about 6 months ago and she almost died. He said "Mom I was looking for batteries in your desk drawer and I found some in your big pink dildo." Lol. She goes"You don't know what that is" He goes"Yes I do mom, I am not 5 anymore." That was the best look on her face ever.
2007-12-02 13:19:12 · answer #1 · answered by Random 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I found Crotchless panties
A lipstick in the shape of a p*nis
and a little box that read, "Ancient Chinese secret for birth control," when you open the box, it had a sign in it in Chinese, it told you to turn it over, and then it read,"Go F*** yourself!"
I laughed at it and put it back in my Mother's Drawer.
Years later, She thought she was pregnant, so I told her, "Why did you not follow what the Chinese box said? If you did this, you would not be worrying today if you are pregnant or not?"
Then she grounded me to my room for a week.
2007-12-02 12:47:54 · answer #2 · answered by SERENA P 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
i dont think my parents have those thengs, me an my brother an my sister found a how to sex book, we mostlee laughed at it cause it wus lame, an put it back, it wusnt that interesting, just tons of words, a diagram of a weiner, an random steril pictures of simpley drawed people in various pretzel possitions ♥
2007-12-02 14:34:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No toys, but I did find some really raunchy love letters that they had written to each other. Of course I read them, I was about twelve years old, and at that age, you don't really think that you owe your parents some privacy.
My skin still crawls thinking about it. lol.
2007-12-02 12:48:48 · answer #4 · answered by Jess H 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I knew . It was a huge black dong with a sword handle on the end . Of course mom acted like she'd never seen it before and tried to pass it off as my dad's toy ....
I still dont know why it was in the trunk of her car....
2007-12-02 12:42:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 0⤋
One time they tried to hide a porno from my sister and I by writing some random movie name on it. Just so happens there was a real movie by that name and we decided to watch it. God was I ever surprised. I don't think they ever knew we found it.
2007-12-02 12:44:59 · answer #6 · answered by Valkyrie 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I thought the handheld massager with multiple attachments that was hidden in the closet was a big strange...hmmmmm
2007-12-02 12:42:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nope but I did find some porn magazines... not the best thing to see at age 10.
2007-12-02 12:59:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wen i was 12, i was lookin for a board game in my mom's closet and i found a dildo and some very scary pictures.
2007-12-02 12:46:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
my step father bought my mother a vibrator and she immediately hid it in their closet. Of course I found it, knew what it was and threw out the batteries. I didn't want to hear that buzzing over my head at night.
2007-12-02 12:47:17 · answer #10 · answered by ditdit 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋