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2007-12-02 12:32:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Yes, because I threatened to sue for not getting gifts since I was 11, ~ the last 30 years from him! Anyone know if this claim is canceled for lapse of time? How much should I sue for? Also, need to sue for psychological damage, when I cried my heart out, when others were telling me there is No Santa Claus?? How many are with me in making a legal class case and sue for all we endure for Santa every year?
Further more, he seems to be getting his women mixed up! One year I received my Santa Claus red patent shoes with another woman's name on it "Anne Klein". Should I tell Mrs. Santa Claus?
Can he claim senility?

2007-12-02 20:18:17 · answer #1 · answered by Is that all there is? 4 · 1 0

Yes, and as to the reason, let's just say last year after Christmas I had a lot of venison laying around.

2007-12-02 20:41:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes, I asked for a bigfoot for christmas last year and when he tried to fit him down the chimney butch didnt like it so he beat santa up :( He has a steel plate or two in his back now.........

2007-12-02 22:00:41 · answer #3 · answered by space chimp 3 · 0 0

Yeah. He wasn't too happy when he walked in on me and the Missus. Thought that fat bas---- was supposed to be jolly!

2007-12-02 20:38:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yes I wreaked havoc with his elves last year

2007-12-02 20:36:53 · answer #5 · answered by jrsygrl 7 · 1 0

after all I did for him.. Mrs Claus doesn't put out...
besides, I am easy.. just tell me to go..and I am gone

2007-12-02 22:04:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The way he acted last year, I should have one on him

2007-12-02 20:38:28 · answer #7 · answered by Candice 7 · 1 0

Yes,
How was I suppose to know you aren't suppose to light a fire in the fireplace on Christmas eve..:)

2007-12-02 20:37:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Because I was too bad and shacked up with one of the elves.

He got pisse.d.

2007-12-02 20:36:04 · answer #9 · answered by layyy 2 · 1 0

yes bacause last year I didnt leave him any cookies or the raindeer and oats

2007-12-02 20:36:09 · answer #10 · answered by ღOMGღ 7 · 1 0

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