Merryweather or Tinkerbell? (not the Tinkerbell on here, lol)?

Question

Who would win in a fairy fight?

Bradley P......wow! But have you taken into consideration the size of Merryweathers @r$e. ;-)

Answer 1

Tinkerbell would win. Consider:

--Merryweather is too used to hanging out with her posse (Flora and Fauna), and even so, if memory serves me correctly, she's not only older than Tink, but her magic as such is more prone to being messed up (the whole pink/blue/pink.... thing, at least).

--Tink on the other hand, is younger, a quicker more precise flyer....she's used to not only being alone, but to hanging out with *humans* of all things. And she doesn't need a magic wand, her pixie dust....well, there aren't any sound effects (she's a girl, duh) but it basically comes from her butt.

So her *Farts* end up making full-sized *humans*, note the plural, fly reliably and well. ^_^ Merryweather can't even get her magic to work reliably on *One* target *with* a wand.

And then, as has been mentioned, there's the attitude problem. Tink is *infamously* jealous and grumpy, and if she weren't so tiny she'd be downright *mean*. So she'd actually *fight* if given half, nah, scratch that, if given *one tenth* the chance.

(Edited) About the only real advantage Merryweather has is the size difference--her larger mAss. (Yes, yes I have...but you can't really tell since Merryweather's skirts are all poofy, right? *lol*) But guess what? This isn't the UFC folks, both opponents *can Fly*, and Tink is *better at* flying than Merryweather. Flying beats the double-leg takedown seven days out of seven. And even so, Tink is less encumbered by her clothes in that regard than Merryweather is.

So, barring any illusions or prepared traps (that posse could be a factor in Merryweather's favor--3 on 1 fights really favor the mob), Tink wins. Period. ^_^

(unless, say, someone *pays her* to take a bump and lay down, but hey, this isn't ECW either, you know?)

*lol* ^_^ Thanks for your time!

Answer 2

Tinkerbell

Answer 3

Tinkerbell. She's just plain grumpy

Answer 4

Tink of course.