IF YOU Became THE PRIME MINISTER OF UK?

Question

WHAT WOULD BE THE FIRST 3 THINGS ,YOU WOULD PRIORITIES ON YOUR AGENDA ???

Answer 1

1)send the illegal immigrants back to their own country
2)stop other cultures playing the race card so easy
3)tell the people who think i'm rascist,stop giving me the thumbs down!
thats before i've even posted, can i have a 4th?
4) tell the people of sudan that its not rascist to call a teddy mohammed, maybe it is in your country,but if you came into this country,UK,and called a teddy George, we wouldnt complain,
but hey ho,one rule for you and another for us, I AM NOT RASCIST,BUT IS IT EVER LIKELY THAT WE HAVE SO MUCH HATRED IN US,WHEN ITS ALWAYS US BRITISH ETC THAT ARE ALWAYS IN THE WRONG?????

Answer 2

Make the fat cats pay higher taxes on the bonuses.
Use the extra money to improve the public transport system.
Rebuild the council housing system.
This are only the first three things but in time the most important is for the country to become competitive again in therms of productivity and reliability all the other things such as pensions, NHS, schooling etc. would follow

Answer 3

First - I'd fix up the water storage & build more dams or desalination plants so that we can use as much water as we like.

Second - I’d hold put in place procedures to enable the eventual separation of Scotland, Wales, England & Northern Ireland.

Third - I'd do something to fix up the miserable weather we have to endure.

Of course, after I’m elected boss of the politicians & I'm earning good money & taking good kickbacks – I will probably be able to twist the above into something like: -

1. Start a war with another country for their water
2. Annex Eire into the UK - for old times sake
3. Grant quarterly paid Overseas holidays to all politicians – because the poor buggers have to work so hard

Answer 4

I would seize the assets of despots from Africa/south america , asia who have stashed their money in Banks here and give it to the elected governments of the nations that they were in charge of until finally releasing their grip on power.

then i would ask Spain to arrest all fugitive drug bosses in Spain and bring them to court for their crimes.

I would then pledge that if any minister messed up made a mistake they would resign straight away are else be fired.

Answer 5

Pull out of Iraq and Afghanistan
Renationalise everything Thatcher and Blair privatised
Flog Anne Widdecombe on national TV - just for comedy value

Answer 6

1) Implement a Law of self defense, and a castle doctrine. If someone breaks into your home you can kill him without fear of legal repercussions.

2) Reduce immigration, especially "chain" family migration. Deport any immigrant committed a felony or who's been on public assistance for more than 2 years.

3) Enforce laws against small crimes, including minor property crime. Use the "Broken windows" theory that worked in New York - if people get serious grief for tagging or happy slapping, they're less likely to knife someone for their cell phone.

(do I have to end with 3? Take apart the NHS, subcontract all health to Kaiser from the US - better care at half the cost.)

Answer 7

1. Get out of the EC
2.Ensure that he human rights of the innocent prevail over those of the criminal (this does not mean the criminal has no human rights )
3 Amend police targets to a more sensible weighted system
ie one murder solved is equal to 1000 motorists caught by camera

Answer 8

I would disqualify anyone who didn't have a level 2 qualification, or equivalent skills gained through working, from voting.

I would deport anyone who made baseless statements about immigration.

I would invesitgate improved contraception to stop teenage pregnancies.

Answer 9

The first thing I would do is give everyone a national holiday for voting for me and my party. Secondly I would reform the parlimentary system in regards a country going to war without the consent of the people. Thirdly I would make sure politics was included in the school curriculum for all schools state or otherwise.

Answer 10

Pull out of Europe
Stop all immigration [except proven life in danger]
Stop all politicians from increasing their salary's
All youths do National Service [2yrs]
All people claiming benefits not working' give 3 months pay only.[exceptional cases not included in this]
Single mothers children's allowance for two children only
Some prisoners to be made to work' [canal cleaning etc]
Expectant mothers' to be made to go to educating classes
on how to raze children up properly

Answer 11

I would bring back common sense! Everything else I did would stem from that, including immigration, benefits, law and order etc.