we were at a party, everyone was talking kind of close and i got a little self concious about my breath, so i asked to (what i thought was) my friend.
"smell my breath really quick"
but she turned towards me, i realized it wasnt my friend, and i was like ohh...um sorry wrong person..and just walked away really quielty..yeah...
2007-12-02 11:26:05
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answered by I LUV IT 4
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lol §Aphrodite§, may be cause you are a hotty too like Honey here but the most strangest this i said was to this girl that like me and we were working out at the gym and I told her meet me out side. I like to discuss a dieting plan with you in my SUV and she said what! and I told her that you are hot and I can't let that do to waste and she answer me but slapping me in the face but next week she came to my house and we went on a date but a few weeks later she stop coming to the Gym because her boyfriend knew that she was having a fare with another man and that man was me. so i wasn't sad because I score with her, Hoorayyyyy and one time i said to this girl. Hi you are so beautiful I'll marry your brother just to be in your family and one time I said to this girl that Hi my name is Franco and I'm gonna buy you a car and she told me She is Married and so I turn around and walk away. some of my stories are kind of weired and funny if i look over it.
2007-12-02 20:49:26
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answered by ? 7
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I have more then a few. But this will suffice I guess. A guy waived at me and I thought I knew him so I went over to say hi and found out he was waiving to someone behind me. So I mumbled something about him looking like someone I knew from high school He gave me a weird look.
Another time we were out drinking at a long strip of clubs (in my younger days) and were passing by a whole bunch of bums who were asking for money. So I got cute (or so I thought) and I started asking them for money.
2007-12-02 11:22:51
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answered by Anonymous
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If youre paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Icecream doesn't have bones!!!
I told this to an annoying telemarketer over the phone before i hung up....idiots...
2007-12-02 11:30:38
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answered by εϊзSmart Cookieεϊз 4
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Technically, I never had the chance to ask her, but, I thought it was my mom and chased her on foot through a parking lot before I figured out it wasn't her. There were some moments where I caught up and whoever she was floored it.
2007-12-02 11:54:02
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answered by rg778sx 5
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I said, " What are you doing tonight?" he said " I have plans, why?" I said " Because I was gonna show up at your house with a trenchcoat and nothing on underneath" he said " Yeah right" or something like that. We exchanged numbers and that was it. Later on that night around 7ish he called and said that he'd canceled his plans. Just like I said I was gonna do, I showed up at his house with the trenchcoat, except I had on a red thong and bra. I also had on these very sexy red shoes that tied up my leg. As I walked in, I let the coat hit the floor and the rest is history. In January we will be coming up on a year together.....true story!!!!
2007-12-02 11:33:42
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answered by flyness35 3
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Me: Are you wearing space pants
Hot Nerdy stranger: No
Me: Oh, I thought you were because your butt is out of this world.
2007-12-02 11:25:58
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answered by Hayley 4
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"hey sexy....ya I'm talking to you" XD
u should have seen the look on that guys face. a mix of excitement and confusion
PEACE
2007-12-02 11:26:26
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answered by HANNAH S 5
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Miss Honey, Opening my heart to you I guess !
2007-12-02 14:26:36
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answered by lonewolf 7
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will you hold my hand.....it was in an elevator the man who helps us on and off it. I'm scared of the elevator....he held my hand too..
2007-12-02 11:24:21
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answered by ocnbrez2003 6
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