Normally it is women having a go at men for leaving the toilet seat up, but in my house it is me having a go at him for dripping on the floor!
He's 6'1 with long legs so i guess it is hard to be accurate all the time... but its horrible.
We have removed the bathroom mats as they are being cleaned and i can see sticky patches on the floor in front of the toilet and down the front of the loo...
He says that is what the mats are for - but whether the drips are on the tiles or on the mat makes little difference to me.
I have suggested him sitting down to pee but he just laughs at me :P
Do all you guys do the same? Maybe you use toilet roll to dry it off? Maybe you sit down?
How can i ease the problem?
2007-12-02 11:06:57 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
I know you say men only but...... I think it is a laziness problem with these blokes, and particuarly that they do not do the cleaning in most households. If they had to clean up after themselves all the time, they'd put more effort into aiming better.
2007-12-02 22:41:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Buy him some targets.
This is really disguting. Im 5'11 and i have perfect aim. It isnt that hard to hit a target as big as a toilet bowl
Your guy is lazy and a slob. You really should let him clean it up. I have never dripped on a floor or down my leg. Maybe make him go in the shower if he has this problem. One good shake and there shouldnt be any dripping.
2007-12-02 19:45:43 · answer #2 · answered by Scott 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a good question, I have had a lot of surgery on the penis and the scrotum with has left me with a split stream a lot of the time. It isn't asking to much to sit. I think anyone with common sense would know if it will get every where, including all our ourselves, and out of cleanliness for all involved they would do the right thing. Sorry guys you loose I have all kinds of plastic parts there and there just isn't any excuse for being slobs. I don't care if it's a 1/2" long or 1' long we don't really have a good excuse for wizzing every where. I'm glad i'm not the only one with this problem it seems. Im with the ladies on this. Beside's who wants to smell like urine? Hope this help answer your question. Have a Very Merry Christmas may it be filled with Happiness,Health,Wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Remember to keep our troops in prayer and light a candle for those who can be with us. Stay Dry!!!!
2007-12-02 19:42:46 · answer #3 · answered by mandm68 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let him pl follow these simple steps:-
1. He should position himself appropriately in front of the toilet after lifting the toilet seat.
2. Pull out completely out of the trousers.
3. Roll back the foreskin (if not circumcised).
4. Aim accurately and shoot out the stream into the toilet!
2007-12-04 12:42:33 · answer #4 · answered by Hobby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Replace your present floor covering with ceramic tiles. This will help with the hygiene problems for both of you as you probably have a wee accident as well but it will dribble down the side of the toilet instead of shooting over the seat.
We all have these problems sometime in our life.
2007-12-02 19:32:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a line on the floor in front of the toilet and place a sign on the wall that says "your not as big as you think you are move over the line"
2007-12-02 19:27:29 · answer #6 · answered by Lawman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually joking aside there is an operation available which involves a little snip (ouch) which can correct this sort of problem. of course the problem with this is getting your man to 1) agree to seeing a doctor and 2) Actually going through with the operation
2007-12-04 14:51:59 · answer #7 · answered by dabbit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO! Excellent question.
Personally, I dab with loo roll after my wee, but it's too late by then if I've already sprayed it around. I'll admit to having sat down when quite drunk, but sober enough to know that my aim will be off.
Buy him a 'MAN FUNNEL' so he can put the narrow end into the loo and pee into the 'WIDE' end. Don't believe such a thing exists yet, but I'm goona invent one and you can be my first customer, lol. ;-)
2007-12-02 19:14:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not a men, but I can say that they do mess when weeing, as on lifting it up, sometimes they don`t control and gets messy... But doesn`t happen always... Oh! That can also be when they shake it... it gets messy then... But some clean their mess:-) others just leave it for others to clean:-(
Now the weird part of it is that isn`t just the men being messy, at college a girl that went to the toilet before me, left a big mess there, and I had to go to other toilet:-(
2007-12-02 19:13:54 · answer #9 · answered by ;-P 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Easy - put in a urinal for him and while you are at it add a bidet for you. They are not expensive and after you get usd to having them you will wonder why you didn;t have them put in years ago. Note too that the urinal also solves the toilet seat up problem very nicely.
2007-12-02 19:12:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋