1. I'm not old. I am chronologically gifted.
2. I am so old. When I go out for a meal they ask me for the money up front.
3. At my age, flowers scare me.
4. Be nice to your children. They will choose your Nursing home.
5. Retirement is the best medicine.
6 Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.
2007-12-02 10:43:50 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Good one ...... Gladys. LOL
2007-12-02 10:59:00 · update #1
italian-... LOL!!
Laughter is the best medicine.
2007-12-02 11:09:07 · update #2
Very funny Helen. Of course . . . You know you're getting old when your walker has an airbag!
2007-12-02 10:47:56 · answer #1 · answered by Gladys 6 · 9⤊ 0⤋
Lona, do you really believe we have Freedom today - as opposed to say 30 years ago! I do not think so. As for your bumper sticker, I would be afraid to use it! I do not want anyone to know that I still have some money! As for my gun - - - - come to my house at 3:00 am and find out for yourself! Just kidding! Good Q. Have a star. CJ
2016-04-07 04:25:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd choose No. 5. It is the best medicine for the elderly. Gives one time to enjoy the pleasures of life.
2007-12-02 10:50:25 · answer #3 · answered by annabelle p 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I like N 3 the most. i am a florist
2007-12-02 10:46:41 · answer #4 · answered by Everona97 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
enjoyed those 2 was the best
2007-12-03 09:57:07 · answer #5 · answered by Diamond 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you have short horns and your pressure is weak stand a little closer or your P on your feet
2007-12-02 11:23:24 · answer #6 · answered by gggggg 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I am 72 and #1 grabs me.
2007-12-02 11:04:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the chuckle ! I like #6 .
Isn't Gladys a riot! I love her sense of humour too.
2007-12-02 18:06:22 · answer #8 · answered by Donna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
7. I'm spending my kids inheritance and leaving my checking account one dollar overdrawn.
2007-12-02 14:52:10 · answer #9 · answered by SandyO 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like them all, but # 6 is so true, sometimes I just don't learn.
LOL Those were very cute, thanks for the laugh!
2007-12-02 13:16:48 · answer #10 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋