This quesiton makes you think, doesn't it?
2007-12-02 09:35:02 · 38 answers · asked by ♥Allison♥ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Santa isn't real!?!?!? NOOOOOO! ;)
2007-12-02 09:38:40 · update #1
I bet he DOES get a stomach ache! he just doesn't write any songs or stories about it
2007-12-02 09:39:34 · answer #1 · answered by in His image 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Better question: how can Santa go down all those chimneys and not have lung cancer by now?
But back to your question, he's a fatty. You think a couple of million of cookies would give him a stomach ache? HAH.
2007-12-02 09:38:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well Santa is a big guy... I'm sure he can eat lots of cookies!
2007-12-02 10:07:05 · answer #3 · answered by NikkiNTexas 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's true. He has 4 stomaches. He's also polite enough to share them with his wife.
Well, he was.
Santa died, Honey. But I do believe that he lived once. Are you OK with the news I've given?? :)
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2007-12-02 10:07:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well he gives half to Rudolf so its not too bad
besides he has a big belly so he's got loads of room for cookies
2007-12-02 10:02:58 · answer #5 · answered by Jo's Here 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's an enormous robotic spider-demon of which has an endless stomach, and is fueled via milk.
2007-12-02 10:05:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry but santa isn't real- and plus even if he was do you really think he would eat any after his stomach was full?
2007-12-02 09:52:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Magic. The same magic that lets him go around the world in 1 night!
2007-12-02 09:37:10 · answer #8 · answered by It's a secret 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Because there is a Santa in every neighborhood and mall and street corner....more than enough to eat them all
2007-12-02 09:38:12 · answer #9 · answered by Buddy Love 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I tell my kids that santa probably takes some home for the elves and his wife! And we leave him a rum & coke!!
2007-12-02 09:37:41 · answer #10 · answered by Marge 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋