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An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors; green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared and stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring.

The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"

Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and made love with a peacock; now wondering if we're related"

2007-12-02 07:52:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Senior Citizens

19 answers

It could. Well, that goes to show that young adults always think proud of themselves, have thought they have lived life to the fullest and the unexpected. But guess what? It took an old-timer to point out the fact that they have not reached half of what us old-timers have done or experienced.

2007-12-02 10:56:37 · answer #1 · answered by annabelle p 7 · 2 0

I hate to admit that I remember this as an old Cheech and Chong routine, but the animal was a buffalo and it was the language and not the hair that was colorful.

2007-12-02 20:35:04 · answer #2 · answered by PJ H 5 · 3 0

I believe if its happened its an old boy with a great sense of humor

2007-12-02 15:57:39 · answer #3 · answered by silkin_storm 5 · 3 0

thats funny maybe it could happen but the last bit the man admitting that maybe not

2007-12-02 15:59:12 · answer #4 · answered by xXx pink princezz xXx 5 · 3 0

Oh, yeah. There are some fiesty Seniors around, God bless them!

2007-12-02 15:57:02 · answer #5 · answered by Lady G 6 · 4 1

Suzie Q you are a stitich!! xoxo

2007-12-02 20:42:15 · answer #6 · answered by Meeshmai 4 · 3 0

I heard" wondering if you are my son." but i thought it was very funny.

2007-12-02 16:32:32 · answer #7 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3 0

That's a good one. I can always use a good laugh.

2007-12-02 16:02:37 · answer #8 · answered by curious connie 7 · 3 0

Hi,thats so good.Lol

2007-12-02 15:57:24 · answer #9 · answered by Ollie 7 · 3 0

Wrong on so many levels!! LOL

2007-12-02 16:14:17 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 2 0

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