2007-12-02 07:52:37 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Do what I do when my in-laws visit...
Hide their chewing tobacco and banjo and will soon skee-daddle.
It helps if they're hillbillies.
;)
2007-12-02 19:49:36 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask them to start paying room and board, and helping with the grocery bills. House guests are only guests as long as the host is not suffering, then they become sponges.
2007-12-02 08:00:46 · answer #2 · answered by wrathofkahn03 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
much better now as an older guy than even as i change right into a lot youthful. I take a itemizing of places i want to end for the errands and a itemizing of the failings that i want to purchase. wallet & money. keys. sun shades. cap or hat. cellular telephone. manage or mapquest instructions if taking the dogs then pup bags pup treats the folding pup water bowl Oh, I forgot the spouse.... lol
2016-10-25 08:00:22 · answer #3 · answered by novielli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start feeding them leftovers, and tell them you are a little short on cash and that's all there is to eat. ( If they do really eat a lot, it wouldn't be a lie.)
2007-12-02 08:11:30 · answer #4 · answered by barbwire 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call a local moving company and have them start hauling your stuff out. Nobody, even freeloaders, wants to help someone move!
2007-12-02 08:05:53 · answer #5 · answered by 2jaxx 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be polite and ask them to start paying their way if they want to stay on in your house otherwise you will need to ask them to leave
2007-12-02 07:56:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
It's Sunday
You'd think someone in the group would need to Work
If they don't, you probably do
Time to let them know you need to get back to Work
Buh-Bye
2007-12-02 07:57:57 · answer #7 · answered by ceviche queen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell them that you are done making food and working so hard for them. and tell them if they are still hungry let them know that there are plenty of open restaurants down the road.
2007-12-02 14:59:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell them if they don't leave Michael Jackson will come LOL
2007-12-02 07:56:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Say you ran out of food.
2007-12-02 07:56:12 · answer #10 · answered by . 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋