The salesman stopped at a farmhouse one evening to ask for room and board for the night. The farmer told him there was no vacant room.
"I could let you sleep with my daughter," the farmer said, "if you promise not to bother her."
The salesman agreed. After a hearty supper, he was led to the room. He undressed in the dark, slipped into bed, and felt the farmer's daughter at his side.
The next morning he asked for his bill.
"It'll be just two dollars, since you had to share the bed," the farmer said.
"Your daughter was very cold," the salesman said.
"Yes, I know," said the farmer. "We're going to bury her today."
2007-12-02 07:15:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Even sick humor is funny today. its okay. LOL
2007-12-02 07:29:14 · answer #1 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
The salesman stopped at a farmhouse and asked if he could have a bed for the night.
"Yes" said the farmer "but you'll have to sleep with my son."
"I'm sorry" said the salesman "I think I'm in the wrong joke."
2007-12-02 07:20:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's quite funny as long as you are not the one sleeping in the daughters bed. Once in France my son and I were looking for somewhere to stay the night. We called in a little farm and the lady showed us an upstairs dormitory with about twenty beds, I asked who else is sleeping here, and she said little girls, I said how old are they and she said up to sixteen years.We didn't accept her offer and went away wondering if we were naive or was she just completely mad to consider letting two strange men share some young girls dormitory.
2007-12-02 09:44:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-17 04:48:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a riot, thanks Susie! You are the best and a gold star for you ! Your going to need a mighty big chest to pin all those gold stars on!
2007-12-02 07:29:50 · answer #5 · answered by slk29406 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
OH OH ,that is so cold.
Where did you "dig" that one
up?
2007-12-02 10:32:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm,sounds like my old girlfriend,lmao.
2007-12-02 07:40:18 · answer #7 · answered by scott_renegade2000 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's creepy... sleeping with a dead person, ew!
2007-12-02 07:27:07 · answer #8 · answered by kecr101 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I didn't see any humor in that. ....sleeping with the dead daughter!!!
2007-12-02 07:24:33 · answer #9 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Um good joke...?
2007-12-02 07:23:25 · answer #10 · answered by Dan 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋