Will you write me a limerick?

Question

Best limerick gets 10 points...

Answer 1

There once was a Doctor from Gallifrey
Who liked to fly 'round the Galaxy
With his bevy of beauties
He was a bit snooty
But he did save the world from the Yeti


( I think a robotic Yeti was once an enemy of the Doctor)

Answer 2

A Limerick gets laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

Answer 3

The limerick proper has five lines
Which rhyme a, b, e as well as cd
It is often rude
'Cos that is funny
And is sung mainly by rugby players

Answer 4

There was a young girl from Mill Hill
Who used dinamite sticks for a thrill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her ti ts in Brazil

Answer 5

There was once was a Doc in a Tardis
who filmed a TV show in Cardiff
Rose helped him too
to fight off the Ood
and they were back home in time for tea in the Tardis.

Answer 6

Here sits little Judy♥
The Doc called her quite moody♥
When he arrives, in his Tardis he flies♥
Just to pick up Miss Judy♥
Along the way, they pick up the gang♥
From Yahoo Answers♥

Answer 7

There was an old lady from Greece,
she was ugly and terribly obese,
she ate and she ate
and gained so much weight,
nothing could make her cease.

Answer 8

I'd never once used the word, "behest",
until I'd seen the above request;
I rushed to my keys
on this board above knees,
and lo 'n behold my answer is best!

Answer 9

oh look its the doc
he is so cool
he is a rock
aint nobody's fool'
i am chris w
and i am a chancer
i really would like him
to give ME best answer.
so come on good doc
without further ado
give me 10 points
ya know ya want too.

Answer 10

There once was a man named O'Brian he found his wife was lyin' ..she'd been seeing this man named Nick and saw her _____ his ____