today
crapulous
pasta
parsnip
toad
hungry
blunt force trauma
last time
Wait a minute!
open and shut case
2007-12-02 04:47:04 · 7 answers · asked by Silva 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Closing midnight 12/03/07 EST.
2007-12-03 15:21:26 · update #1
Silva, Sarge, Matt, Sunshine and Miss Kitty
"Close The Windows"
Sunshine rolled down the window in the car and stuck her head out. ....."Ahhhhhhh, fresh air and the sun shining on my face.....AND....I'm here with my baby!!!"
Matt held on to her and nuzzled her neck.
Miss Kitty:" PUT THE WINDOW UP, YOU IDIOT!!! WE'LL ALL FREEZE !!"
Sunshine just laughed as the frigid air ripped through the car.
Miss Kitty:" I see (1) today is no different from any other !!
Do you want us all to catch a (2) crapulous case of the Flu?!
SARGE!!! I'd ask Matt to pull her away from the window, but then she'd end up in his lap......And I am NOT going to sit for another hour in this car while she performs her lap dance for him!!!"
Sarge was too busy exchanging (3) pasta recipes with Silva to pay her any attention.
Miss Kitty:" HEY! SILVA!!! When you finally finish telling him about your NOT so flavorful (4) parsnip spaghetti sauce, I would appreciate it if you would ask (5) toad girl to roll up the window. "
Silva laughed ......" In a sec....Man, I'm (6) hungry. Just talking about these ingredients causes me to salivate!!"
Miss Kitty: "Oh, for crying out loud!!!"
Silva:"Okay. Okay. Hey! Toad girl! We're freezing our ***** off !!!"
Just then, Sarge swerved the car to the left to avoid a ditch in the road. Everyone was thrown together.
Sarge:"You guys alright?!"
Miss Kitty:" Ohhhhh, just dandy!! Expect a call from my attorney. He specializes in (7) blunt force trauma !!!"
Matt: "Sunshine!!! This is the (8) last time I'm letting you sit next to the window.....Sit down, please!"
Sunshine:" (9) Wait a minute! I think I jsut saw a spaceship land in that field over yonder!!!"
Sarge screeched on the brakes. Everyone rolled down the ALL the windows.
Kitty:" CLOSE THE WINDOWS YOU FOOLS!!!!! Do you honestly think that the moron saw a spaceship??!! As far as I'm concerned she is delusional......(10) open and shut case !"
2007-12-02 04:50:57 · answer #1 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Today is the first day of my hitherto and so-called crapulous life. I've got some non-descript pasta from Lean Cuisine waiting to be nuked, for a late lunch. I'm trying to figure out how to use parsnip in a story and believe me, I hate parsnips. The things taste worst than jicama, kind of like soap. I was going to make toad in the hole for breakfast, but I never got around to it. I'm hungry right now and I've got a headache, either because I haven't eaten or as a result of the blunt force trauma I suffered when I banged my head on the dryer door, the last time I did laundry. Well, I have to do something about feeding my face right now and that's an open and shut case.
C. :)!!
2007-12-02 05:46:03 · answer #2 · answered by Charlie Kicksass 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
TODAY I went to the Villa Hermosa Vista to investigate the mysterious death of it's wealthy aged heiress, Ms. Centavo Pennypincher. It seemed that her CRAPULOUS appetite had finally done her in. It appeared she had succumbed while ingesting a huge meal of PASTA, PARSNIPs, and mushrooms. I suspected that the mushrooms had really been TOAD stools. But, whether or not it was intended or by accident still remained to be seen. That's where my job comes in, Detective Horacio Monday of the L.A.P.D. (Loony Anonymous Police Department) This woman sure must have been HUNGRY I thought to myself as I inspected the remains of her dinner strewn about. There was food all over the table and a loaf of Italian bread lying in the floor. Too bad this couldn't have been something easy like BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA. The LAST TIME I worked a poison case, it took the lab what seemed forever to come up with what kind of poison was used. But, WAIT A MINUTE! This is an OPEN AND SHUT CASE after all! This woman was beaten to death! Very cleaver of the chef to use this loaf of stale Italian bread to perpetrate the crime. No telltale bruises. Case closed!
2007-12-02 07:08:24 · answer #3 · answered by Ladybug II 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
TODAY is probably not going to be any better than most days in the office and now I have to deal with a CRAPULOUS stomach all afternoon. When there is an all you can eat PASTA bar, I just can't help myself. Now I couldn't fit a PARSNIP in there if my life depended on it. Even my TOAD the Wet Sprocket album is doing little to make me feel better.
The rest of the office staff is so upset with me as they had to help me walk out of the restaurant. "This is the LAST TIME we are doing this" my friend Al said. Next time, we are just leaving you there. Even as they were half carrying me out, I was yelling WAIT A MINUTE!!, WAIT A MINUTE!! as we came within smelling distance of the lasagna.
I know. I should be ashamed of myself. But what can I do. I seem to have no control. If it has anything to do with pasta, I must have it. This is an OPEN AND SHUT CASE of a pasta peccadillo run amok. Hmmmm...pasta peccadillo...now that sounds like a tasty pasta dish. I wonder if I can get that added to the pasta bar next time.
2007-12-03 05:22:22 · answer #4 · answered by ghouly05 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-30 10:56:39 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-02 09:09:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes you cAN
2007-12-02 04:55:50 · answer #7 · answered by sunsshiinee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋