A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.
The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk."
The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer.
Again, the monkey shook his head up and down. "Well, did you see this?"
"Yes," motioned the monkey.
"What happened?"
The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.
"They were drinking?" asked the officer.
The monkey shakes his head "Yes."
"What else?" The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.
"They were smoking marijuana?"
The monkey shakes his head "Yes."
"What else?" The monkey motioned "kissing."
"They were kissing, too?" asked the astounded officer.
The monkey shakes his head "Yes."
"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and kissing before they wrecked."
The monkey shakes his head "Yes."
"What were you doing during all this?"
"Driving" motioned the monkey.
2007-12-02 04:09:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Ok you made me laugh out loud at that one - really funny
2007-12-02 07:36:02 · answer #1 · answered by isotope2007 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I will just nod in agreement with the wise monkey( who happens to live next door, well he drives like one anyway)
2007-12-03 00:57:26 · answer #2 · answered by inthedark 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Guffaaw
2007-12-02 15:21:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee. Can I borrow that monkey. Never mind, he crashed the car.
2007-12-02 14:53:42 · answer #4 · answered by 2jaxx 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
And he probably was in the best shape to drive out of all of them. hahaha
2007-12-02 12:21:54 · answer #5 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good belly laugh on this
2007-12-02 13:47:30 · answer #6 · answered by Scouse 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Chuckles for you Suzie!
2007-12-02 15:54:56 · answer #7 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hope he was charged with careless driving.
2007-12-02 12:20:32 · answer #8 · answered by oldfart 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
made me laugh
2007-12-02 13:23:18 · answer #9 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I have some good laughs with your story. It really made my day, you know. Thanks.
2007-12-02 19:05:38 · answer #10 · answered by annabelle p 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋