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illegal mexicans

2007-12-02 02:25:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

A team of sleigh dogs, of course. But who can we get to lead them.......? Say Woofie ol' buddy, got any plans for Christmas? We could sure use you, buddy. We will even make sure your nose gets bright and red by turning you into an alcoholic. Side benefit is all your booze is free and you can raid Santa's secret stash.

2007-12-02 03:30:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I read this twice. The way you layer longer story-related prose is admirable, and something I have much trouble with. You make it seem effortless, natural, but all of us who write know the opposite is true. I often measure the effectiveness of a piece by the number of TD's........Jealousy rears it's green head. Kudos to you, Mr Carney.

2016-05-27 05:52:56 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

I think Santa would turn to an engine like a car has, or maybe he can whip up some flying pigs! can u see it? Santa landing on your roof, but instead of beautiful reindeer, there are PIGS! hmmmm I guess he can use solar energy, cause he will be flying at night....

2007-12-02 02:25:07 · answer #4 · answered by Cara S 2 · 2 0

Santa's Elves

2007-12-02 02:23:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

A 747.

2007-12-02 02:26:14 · answer #6 · answered by kim t 7 · 1 0

Disney Magic.

2007-12-02 02:27:01 · answer #7 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 3 0

The Abomibale Snowman of course

or maybe the elves would have to work overtime.

2007-12-02 02:23:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I would say deer but they'd prolly just run into cars so ummm I'm thinking a team of 3 toed sloths

2007-12-02 02:23:19 · answer #9 · answered by Love always, Kortnei 6 · 1 1

A UFO is probably the only thing that could go all over the world in one night.

2007-12-02 02:24:21 · answer #10 · answered by billy 6 · 3 1

That's why the elves don't have a union...they're expected to take up the slack.

2007-12-02 02:23:30 · answer #11 · answered by gldnsilnc 6 · 1 1

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