Do you think I should stuff a cushion down my pants for protection? lol
2007-12-02 00:39:58 · 7 answers · asked by Lisa B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That's when I come in...
A consummate athlete such as myself...roller, roller blades, or ice-skating or "other" chilly activities that can still cause intense "warmness" inside us when practiced in a very "randy" fashion...
Always (when instructing the lady to "hone" her ice-skating skills a little) positions himself in such a way that if she falls on the slippery ice...
She falls into the warm embrace of her instructor's arms, and then swoons as she realizes he just saved her from sustaining a concussion and a broken ankle...
What follows after... back at the instructor's chateau...
Is a story a gentleman ice-skating instructor must never reveal...for his own honor, as well as that of the lady's...
(Bowing down now in a flourishing ice-skating pirouette finish...and then falling on my oz in utter embarassment...but then standing up again so fast and graceful...you still want to sleep with the "questionably graceful" ice-skating instructor...)
Music please...
2007-12-02 00:56:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Falling
2016-04-07 03:23:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think a cushion sounds like a great idea....the only time I ever went ice skating was on a school trip to Germany....I think I hung on to the railing at the side of the rink for the majority of the time!
2007-12-02 00:43:39 · answer #3 · answered by hello world 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you feel you're about to fall, grab hold of the nearest person, drag them down with you then they can help you back up.
A hot water bottle might be a better option than a cushion
2007-12-02 01:07:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just yell out real loud for someone to help you off the ice. They should know the ice is cold where you are sitting.
2007-12-02 00:45:58 · answer #5 · answered by barbwire 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lisa if you fall on your bum youll start a riot with all the guys wanting to kiss it and make it all better
roflmao
ill be right in the middle of it ;)
2007-12-02 01:18:14 · answer #6 · answered by snafu 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't know.I'm Canadian and I can skate like Wayne Gretzky.
2007-12-02 00:45:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋