An old lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Old Lady: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Old Lady: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Old Lady: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Old Lady: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see ... Can I see your vehicle registration papers, please?
Old Lady: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Old Lady: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Old Lady: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Old Lady: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up.
Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car.
A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his
half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Old Lady: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Old Lady: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Old Lady: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
2007-12-01 21:37:36 · 26 answers · asked by Croeso 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
This is priceless!!!!!! I love it.
2007-12-01 23:35:29 · answer #1 · answered by curious connie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny yes, but it wouldn't work nowadays because of the dashboard cams that record everything that happens and is said by the officer for each stop.
Still funny, though.
2007-12-02 01:00:53 · answer #2 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL oh man that is one sharp lady.
once my dads friend was speeding around a bend just before he saw the cop with the speed gun. he slows down and asks the cop for directions but lets a ticket anyways. he went to court and the judge saw the speeding charge and the dude says how could i be speeding if i was asking for directions. judge let him off scott free.
2007-12-01 21:47:52 · answer #3 · answered by John 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I bet if I put out those answers, I would be done for wasting Police time. Really good laugh though 'cos you couldn't possibly guess the outcome!
2007-12-01 23:31:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute. I'll have to remember that one the next time I'm pulled over for speeding. lol
2007-12-02 01:23:47 · answer #5 · answered by California Gal 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe,lol.
2007-12-01 21:40:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. I will try to remember it for a forth coming dinner I am speaking at.
2007-12-01 22:08:07 · answer #7 · answered by ANF 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As hard as she worked on that one, she deserves a free ride (to the pokey)
2007-12-02 04:09:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious. Just proves that you should never underestimate a senior citizen.
2007-12-02 01:05:21 · answer #9 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but a goodie. She was actually quite smart.
2007-12-02 03:27:27 · answer #10 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very cute. It is a good way to start the day with a chuckle.. Thank you..
2007-12-02 01:15:53 · answer #11 · answered by lynda 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋