A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further, and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put the little sod on the phone, I'm lost and need directions."
2007-12-01 20:59:59 · 13 answers · asked by Croeso 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
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2007-12-01 21:28:37 · update #1
LMAO! Nice!
2007-12-01 21:02:46 · answer #1 · answered by space chimp 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Refurbished??? Even the word gives me the creeps little own the thought of buying one. It probably will not work as good and will brake down. Someone else already used it and had something wrong with it, therefore it had problems to being with little own its someone else's old junk...
2016-05-27 05:26:20 · answer #2 · answered by diann 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a cute story. Good for the cat!
2007-12-01 21:03:33 · answer #3 · answered by Jennifer W 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
As a cat lover I absolutely loved this. I am still laughing!
Thanks for sharing. I emailed it to a friend who doesn't care for cats. She will get a kick out of it. A star for you.
2007-12-01 23:47:41 · answer #4 · answered by curious connie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
with a cat like that who needs a GPS?
2007-12-02 00:48:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke - made me laugh. I wonder if Santa's reindeer have always had GPS?
2007-12-02 00:54:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My husband wont ask for directions either.
2007-12-02 03:20:56 · answer #7 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny, but he turns out to be in his backyard right??
2007-12-01 21:03:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
This is Great!!
2007-12-02 04:06:21 · answer #9 · answered by kayboff 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I absolutly love it, thanks and a gold star for you today!
2007-12-02 00:01:05 · answer #10 · answered by slk29406 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋