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So I was trying to impress a girl the other day with my chinese throwing stars.... and I was trying to throw all 5 of them into the tree... well my first one missed the tree and jammed it's self into the neck of my neighbors cat (it ran off somewhere and I haven't seen it at all today).
My second star I threw missed completely and stuck into my other neighbors dog rib cage....
Now she thinks I'm an idiot... what do you think?

2007-12-01 20:20:46 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Well I hit the very bottom of the tree with my last throwing star but it just bounced off it and busted out her car window.

2007-12-01 20:25:17 · update #1

15 answers

LMAO...That's so horrible! How do you keep coming up with this stuff?

I sure would have been impressed, she's probably just playing hard to get lol

2007-12-01 20:26:09 · answer #1 · answered by Rissa 7 · 1 0

Stop trying to impress the girl with Chinese throwing stars - it is not working for you.

2007-12-02 04:24:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I think you're an idiot too. Usually injuring small furry animals is no way to impress girls and the only attention that it will give you is negative.

Try dropping a plugged in toaster into a fish tank next time, I'm sure that will woo her.

And to the person that said, it could happen to anyone? WTF?

2007-12-02 04:23:21 · answer #3 · answered by Patrick E 6 · 5 3

didn't you just post a question saying am i the only mentally stable person in P&S??
it isn't your fault that you hit the animals
lol that would've been funny =]

2007-12-02 04:25:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

are you serious... wow that must really suck for you... but you are not mean all you were trying to do was impress a girl... not hurt the poor little animals... it isnt your fault

2007-12-02 04:25:11 · answer #5 · answered by Stephy 3 · 2 1

either your joking, or your an idiot... last time I checked, women aren't interested in dorks with weapons hurting animals.

2007-12-02 04:25:45 · answer #6 · answered by unique_name_01 2 · 1 1

Hey I am so hot for you right now...it works for me....

2007-12-03 08:26:13 · answer #7 · answered by Jim Morrison's L.A. Woman... 3 · 1 0

I'd like to know what you think, seeing you did it.

2007-12-02 04:24:24 · answer #8 · answered by Peace 3 · 1 1

HAHAHAHA! I think that's pretty funny...that you're an idiot.

2007-12-02 04:23:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

i think you need glasses. or maybe you need to work on your aim a bit. just don't practice in MY yard.....

2007-12-02 04:24:24 · answer #10 · answered by SWEET CHICKEN MEAT 5 · 1 1

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