I can't imagine who to ask...so weird
2007-12-01 14:23:25 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Oh my gosh... I just looked up what you're saying on GOOGLE... I'd never do that, and she knows that too... Wow... Uh I guess I'll just put it back, no idea what to do next???
2007-12-01 14:37:38 · update #1
You should have posted this under politics and government.
What you found is a device that is given to political contributors
to help the politicians do what they do best to the country.
2007-12-01 14:28:44 · answer #1 · answered by Gaspode 7 · 9⤊ 0⤋
the ladies have given you a definitive as to the dildo.
it may mean you have not been batting more than at the expected level.
you need to become more amorous and begin to use keep your wife a lot more busy.
when you get home hug her and give her a nice kiss on the cheek or neck.
take a shower shave and get ready to invite her to bed as soon as possible.
don't leave her dissatisfied and wanting more. heat up things and keep her busy.
as you know, men start off like rabbits and fizzle out by age 25-26. at age 25-26 women reach the point where they just need you to keep on keeping on.
if you drink and smoke stop now.
if you hang out with the boys, stop now. stay home and stick to the wife like white on rice. maybe you can put her to sleep.
start exercising and build up your stamina so you can keep the wife happy.
now you know you know the real deal.
good luck.
2007-12-01 15:07:17 · answer #2 · answered by ramni222 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bah! Those things can be fun so no reason to shy away from what she might like to do with it (and you). SO leave it out in the open and see what she can dream up. I bet you'll be pleasantly surprised and may well wonder how you ever got along without it.
2007-12-02 06:47:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh what a horrible way to find out that your wife is a lesbian or that she is using this on another man. Your innocence is endearing, but I am so sorry for you. Good luck.
2007-12-01 14:32:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a strap on. Shes planning on playing Deliverance with you later LMAO
2007-12-01 14:29:31 · answer #5 · answered by TLS (Caitlin is coming! 5/15/08) 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its a strap on. She got any girlfriends? Or she like to give you a little anal? Its so women can have that apparatus to manipulate.. Most often used with lesbians.. but not always.
2007-12-01 14:26:21 · answer #6 · answered by Abolir Las Farc 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's called a strap on and is used by women to pretend to be a man and have sex with another woman or anally with a man.
Sounds like she is cheating on you or planning on anally raping you.
2007-12-01 14:27:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's an ultrasonic ring cleaner. Stay out of your wife's drawer.
2007-12-01 14:30:02 · answer #8 · answered by Kim 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's a strap on! Maybe she has a girlfriend. Set up a camera. Free porn! yay!
2007-12-01 15:27:37 · answer #9 · answered by natasha 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is it a vibrator? How big is it? A voo-doo figure representing your "member"? Who knows. Try asking your wife. Good luck with this!
2007-12-01 14:28:16 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ тнє σяιgιиαℓ gιяℓfяι∂αу ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋