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2007-12-01 14:21:03 · 17 answers · asked by Ali H 1 in Arts & Humanities Philosophy

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Any 9 fundamentalists of any religion would make Allah unhappy.

2007-12-01 14:23:53 · answer #1 · answered by Gaspode 7 · 3 2

The United States Marines Corps, the United States Army, the United States Navy, the United States Air Force, the United States National Guard, the United States Coast Guard, the United States Flag, the United States Veterans and the United States spirit.

Actually, there are more than 9.

2007-12-01 22:29:57 · answer #2 · answered by Levi 4 · 3 4

If I knew that, would I do them!

disobedience
murder
thievery
extra mortal affair
loving someone of other race
smoking
drinking
watching T.V,
Listening to music
oh and worshipping Allah as I see him! No, it has to be the way the Maulvi wants, cause he read the Koran, and is absolute authority in knowing what god meant.

Did not mean any offence, just telling you what I see! I could be wrong! I am not a total Muslim. My father is a Hindu, mother Muslim, Chucho married to a Italian Catholic. sister married to an Irishman, cousins married to a Chinese., french, and Canadian. oh and my sister in law is married to a Sikh. The most terrible thing about this is that WE ALL LIVE HAPPILY WITH EACH OTHER, WITHOUT FORCING OUR VIEWS ON AS TO HOW TO WORSHIP HIM, ON CELEBRATING, ALL RELIGIOUS HOLIDAYS TOGETHER REGARDLESS. Can you imagine anything worse that would make him unhappy.

2007-12-01 22:47:23 · answer #3 · answered by mx. know it all 7 · 1 4

Terrorism x 9

2007-12-01 22:25:36 · answer #4 · answered by holly 7 · 2 3

There are more than 9 muslim countries, raping, murdering and torturing....I guess you have to take them alphabetically. I can't imagine that all that misery, done in his name, and for the hypothetical reward of 23 virgins, strikes him as a good idea.

I now have an irresistible urge to name my dog, and all of my teddy bears mohamed.....

2007-12-01 23:00:00 · answer #5 · answered by eringobraghless 5 · 1 2

1. ME
2. My Wife being an equal partner
3. Me having Bacon at every meal I can
4. Me understanding that Jews are Human
5. My Country trying to spread freedom
6. Everyone laughing at Hillary Clinton
7. Me not trusting Mormons
8. Christ is born in Bethlehem!
9. Me doing Mohammed's horse in the booty!

2007-12-01 22:29:31 · answer #6 · answered by Wine and Window Guy 4 · 2 4

1. a dud bomb
2. a fuse w/no lighter
3. a dyslexic suicide bomber who read the directions in a mosk.
4. women (unless they can rape them or turn them into slaves)
5. teddy bears
6. Israel
7. America
8. Your Mamma
9. Your Grandma

2007-12-01 23:45:34 · answer #7 · answered by Debbie A 2 · 0 4

who is allah, and who cares.

2007-12-02 03:02:15 · answer #8 · answered by carmella 3 · 0 2

Well, I know naming a teddy bear after him really pisses him off!

2007-12-01 22:23:15 · answer #9 · answered by Greg P 2 · 7 3

americans
bbq pork ribs
rock and roll
freedom
apple pie
baseball
chevrolet
christians
hot dogs

2007-12-01 22:26:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 4

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