That Santa Claus consumes roughly 74000 gallons of milk, and approximately 264 metric tons of cookies in a roughly 18 hours, shouldn't the rest of us feel just a weentsy bit guilty about complaining about the day or two after Christmas?
How 'bout if the last house just leaves him a glass of water and a couple of Alka Seltzer?
SOMEBODY's got to look out for the right jolly old elf.
Can I get an amen?
2007-12-01 13:41:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Amen!
But, how do you know if you're the last house?
2007-12-01 13:45:25 · answer #1 · answered by Miss T 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
He has a belt that expands ..or he can add more holes too...Plus he needs to be chubby to keep warm in the north pole.
I say everything in moderation. We should just put tupperware containers out for Santa..so that he can bring the cookies with him to share with Mrs. Claus and the elves for their hard work. Also maybe a thermos jug or cooler for the milk and hot chocolate that is left for him.
Doesn't anyone leave magic oats and carrots for the reindeer anymore?
2007-12-01 21:49:08 · answer #2 · answered by sleddinginthesnow 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
AMEN!
Do they make cookie flavored Alka Seltzer though?
Hmmmm....
2007-12-01 23:09:22 · answer #3 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're so sweet to think of the old guy...is it because you secretly want to be him? Would you prefer alka seltzer, tums or rolaids?
2007-12-01 23:08:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about we leave him a certificate for Liposuction and we eat the cookies instead.
2007-12-02 08:58:18 · answer #5 · answered by brenn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I plan on leaving him some Dexatrim & the free use of my treadmill* Poor guy*
2007-12-01 22:15:20 · answer #6 · answered by Me 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Amen!!!
2007-12-02 13:31:19 · answer #7 · answered by Nurse Susie ♥ hugs 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Amen, my friend, Amen.
2007-12-01 21:45:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor Santa... poor, poor Santa!
I will leave him some Pepto this year!
2007-12-01 22:06:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO...AMEN BROTHER! AMEN!
2007-12-01 21:45:42 · answer #10 · answered by Violation Notice 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋