It is a dark and stormy night. A killer is stalking you. You are hiding in a closet with two possible weapon

Question

weapons.
A cheese grater or a hunk of blue cheese -
What would you do?
Ok..damn..I had to do one..just one.

Answer 1

you are very good made me laugh, i would use the cheese grater and take off his face.

Answer 2

I'd sneak out of the house, run over to a friend's, hop online, list the cheese grater & the blue cheese on eBay, sell to the highest bidder, wait 7-10 days for the check to come, cash it, go buy a gun, then go back to the house and shoot the killer.

Answer 3

I'd shove the grater down the killer's throat, and the cheese up the killer's a** Or vice versa, depending on my mood.

Answer 4

Remove his nose with the grater!
Yeah I've grated many a knuckle with those gadgets!
If they are lactose intolerant, the cheese could cause many problems too!

Answer 5

First I'd probaly start crying and screaming , then I'd grab the grater for self defence and if he finds me hiding kick him in the balls , hit him in the gute with the grater and then call 911 :]


Luv Jen♥

Answer 6

I would grate his balls with the cheese grater

Answer 7

get out the hunk of cheese and ask the killer if he'd like some cheese....hopefully he'll forget he wants to kill me.

Answer 8

I'd say, "Are you here for the surprise party too? I hope you brought crackers. No? How 'bout you hold this cheese and I run get some from the kitchen..."

Answer 9

eat the cheese then fart on him this will knock him out and then you take the grater and slice him up

Answer 10

Eat the cheese, wait for the killer and grate him warmly LOL