2007-12-01 13:09:25 · 10 answers · asked by kriend 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It has recently been found to have originated from Kraft Processed Cheddar mixed with rubber, the one difference being the large number of holes contained within it. These holes were originally planned by Kraft as a money-making ploy. However, Kraft made an error in employing interdimensional space-worms to create said holes.
Space-worms, now well known for their magical properties, thus went about their business creating wormholes through the "Swiss cheese." However, unlike the majority of the worms' holes, wormholes created in areas of high Swiss cheese density remain open for many years. This is the main reason for the lack of recent human exploration to the outermost reaches of space.
It also explains why the Swiss have to have such excellent watches, and why large amounts of money keep mysteriously appearing in their banks.
Swiss cheese is the reason why Switzerland is now neutral in world politics.
One day, in the year 1894, the Swiss were enjoying a nice day of picnics, filled with normal, non-hole-filled cheese. However, they did not predict an ambush by a Venezuelan militia of Buddhists, who were allied with the Swiss rivals at the time, Antarctica. Thus, upon seeing the Swiss' finely massed cheeses, the militia took it upon themselves to put many holes in it, so that whenever the Swiss would look at the cheese, they would be turned off of war forever.
While most people believe that the holes formed in Swiss are caused by magic little gas bubbles, these people are hippies. If one of them confronts you over the orgins of Swiss cheese, it is in your best interest to contact local authorities.
Thus: Swiss cheese.
What type of cows.....it doesn't say...
2007-12-01 13:31:27 · answer #1 · answered by kayboff 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Swiss Cow?
2007-12-01 13:12:49 · answer #2 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy Cow!
2007-12-01 13:12:32 · answer #3 · answered by October 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a plain ordinary cow ,its where the cheese came from in this case its switzerlland ,ever hear of finlandia swiss cheese?
2007-12-01 13:18:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cows do not produce cheese, they produce dairy. people make the cheese from the dairy, using many different ways, all cheese are fermented differently,giving it unique looks textures, and appearance.
2007-12-01 13:13:44 · answer #5 · answered by JustinGR81 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy cow.
2007-12-01 13:12:39 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Bull 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Would that be Holy cows? Yes, I think so.
2007-12-01 14:30:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a holy cow?
2007-12-01 13:12:35 · answer #8 · answered by The man in the back 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like to consume rice with different issues. i will consume macaroni & cheese by utilising itself yet i will't mac & cheese for all time by using severe ldl cholesterol. SO - i admire the rice terrific.
2016-11-13 05:07:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
N O N E !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-12-01 13:13:33 · answer #10 · answered by HowFuzzyWuzee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋