Who wants to write a limerick? (2)?

Question

Start it off with:

There was was a lady named Harris

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There was a young lady named Harris
Seemed no one could ever embarrass
She married the mob
And it was her job
To make shoes out of Plaster of Paris

Answer 1

They said she was the fairest
Of all the land, she was the best
This one guy said he'd try the rest,
But look how pretty her hair is..

Answer 2

There once was a lady named Harris
Whose husband wished to travel to Paris
At once she replied
In a form dignified
The French aren't a people to cherish.

There once was a lady named Harris
Whose favourite person was Ferris
If Bueller is dead
I shall blow off my head
Perhaps I shall do it in Paris?

Answer 3

There once was a lady named Harris,
Whom nothing on Earth could embarrass,
Her French was so bad
It drove everyone mad,
But she still spoke it over in Paris!

Answer 4

Are you aware that a limerick is a kind of humorous verse of five lines, in which the first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other, and the third and fourth lines, which are shorter, form a rhymed couplet?

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Answer 5

I don't.