A Woman Says 'Talk Dirty To Me'...(humor) *
A woman runs around the house all day
Thinking 'This night, I'll play,
I'll tickle his fancy when he gets home.
After all, I've cleaned, cooked, all alone.'
Then through the door her man appears
With bundles of flowers, a case of beer,
His caseload of work, and smiling still!
The woman is happy! Steaks on the grill! !
They dine with candles alight,
He pats her ***, whispers, 'Tonight.'
She's bought a naughty at a store.
Slithers into bed and hears the snore!
Slithers out of bed, smashes a plate
Loud enough to begin a debate.
He stumbles, grumbles into the room
Where his love is flying a broom.
'What's THAT all about, what's the matter? '
As another plate flies at his head to shatter,
She spits, 'I'm going home to Mother! '
'You ARE your mother, doen't even bother.'
Elysabeth Faslund...Poemhunter.com
2007-12-01 11:01:50 · 5 answers · asked by Elysabeth 7 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Poetry
Very funny. Though instead of getting mad, she could have just woken him up in a very creative way and they both would have been happier.
2007-12-01 11:05:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I found it very cute! I think everyone should be able to laugh and enjoy themselves sometimes.
2007-12-02 21:41:47 · answer #2 · answered by poe 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have really revealed yourself with this set. I am ready for more, much more.
2007-12-01 22:39:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I want my wife to be like you when I am your age.
2007-12-01 19:06:14 · answer #4 · answered by Chara Pointshot 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure that I could have gotten him to wake back up.
2007-12-01 19:06:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋