Well, we traded pics, etc.....COme to find out...it was Mrs. Claus!!! Santa found out and hes MAD.......you think he'll take it out on my kids and not bring them anything cause I was talkin nasty to the missus?
2007-12-01 09:17:42 · 17 answers · asked by Ssshhhh Im becoming aroused™ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
you cheated on my with a hairy fat chick? are you kidding me? now i have no choice but to sleep with her husband...hope you are happy
2007-12-02 04:51:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Oh no!!
You will be a victim of the dreaded "Claus Curse". Your kids will rue this day for the next 7 generations.
No gettin' freaky with Mrs. Claus...
2007-12-01 23:15:07 · answer #2 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no.. I can pull some (of his) strings... he likes it when I do that..... I got yo back home boy.. (hits chest) (opps there was a pen in my hand)
I think we can play the blackmail game... ..tell him.. if he brings your kids an entire sleigh of toys..and you a 1000 dollar gift certificate to Best Buy..u won't tell Mamma Clause you know what he is doing with that Candy Cane in the sleigh every Tuesday......
he'll back down real quick
2007-12-02 12:19:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I don't believe he'd take it out on the kids, Santa is not like that. However, you may want to sleep with one eye open!
2007-12-02 12:54:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If anything, he should be thanking you for bringing him and the missus closer together...you know they're having nasty make-up sex right now....
2007-12-01 23:27:42 · answer #5 · answered by Linus 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I think it will just be you on his naughty list...and that would be on the permanent naughty list...lucky for you Santa doesn't take out his anger on small children just because their parent's have been very very bad.
2007-12-02 13:31:37 · answer #6 · answered by Jane 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's possible. You can always use blackmail to get even better gifts for your kids though. Imagine if your online affair went to press.
2007-12-01 17:21:38 · answer #7 · answered by Valkyrie 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Oh man, you are so busted. I see coal in your kids' future! Bad boy!
2007-12-01 17:21:37 · answer #8 · answered by Val J 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
what the heck is your problem??? he'll just come over and have sex with your wife and kick your fu ckin @$$ all the way to the north pole!!!
2007-12-01 17:22:41 · answer #9 · answered by nesibe 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm sure if you let him spank your girl as punishment, he'll call it even ;)
2007-12-01 18:04:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋