2007-12-01 06:22:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ History
There won't be one since the United States will never die.
2007-12-01 08:05:02 · answer #1 · answered by Randy 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
The United States of America- born July 4 1776- died XX, XXXXX
Best known as the birthplace of Scott "Chachi" Baio, the nation was also a leading producer of pork products. An autopsy is still being performed, but it is believed the cause of death was strangulation on a skateboard. The nation's common law husband, Howard K. Stern, is offering photographs on his web site.
2007-12-01 06:34:44 · answer #2 · answered by Jonathan D 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here lies America:
"The only nation in history, which, miraculously, has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilisation"
Georges Clemenceau (French surrender monkey (not))
2007-12-01 06:45:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The same as ancient Rome's: self-destructed.
2007-12-01 06:30:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here lies a country that knew no bounderies when it came to their desire for excess.
2007-12-01 06:28:27 · answer #5 · answered by Charles WE 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I tried to tell them it was a bad idea."
-- King George III
2007-12-01 11:55:19 · answer #6 · answered by Mandy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Death by suicide"
Abraham Lincoln
2007-12-01 10:44:37 · answer #7 · answered by Mike C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋