What are a few major differences in men and women?

Question

RELATIONSHIPS:

When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots". Then she will get on with her life. A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, "I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total floozy. But I want you to know that there's always a chance for us." This is known as the "I Hate You / I Love You" drunken phone call, and 99% of all men have made at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need.

SEX:

Women prefer 30-40 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30-40 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving back to her place as part of the foreplay.

MATURITY:

Women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year old females can function as adults.
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Most 17-year old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work out.

MAGAZINES:

Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women's magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman's body. Most naked men elicit laughter from women.

HANDWRITING:

To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken-scratch. Women use scented, colored stationery and they dot their "i's" with circles and hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in their "p's" and "g's". It is a royal pain to read a note from a woman. Even when she's dumping you, she'll put a smiley face at the end of the note!!!

Answer 1

So true, Fisherman, and thanks again, and another gold star for you today!

Answer 2

I do not mean any harm , but I am tired of all of this men are the worst thing ever crap. There are some dogs out their that , but their are the men that hold it down. We need to reevaluate the word man and how we use it so loosely. A man is not just a human specie with a penis, that is a MALE.
A man is a male that is leader, provider, supporter, basically one who takes care of their responsibilites with no hesitation.

As an fire back, Women are not perfect and they just as many mistakes as men. For every one good woman their are two bitches that make every man they come in contact with hate the ground they walk on. Once again there are women who do their parts with running a household or being a bread winner. I do not fault them for that, in fact I am encouraged by that notion because that is the way it is suppose to be. Also for that line about maturity, yes SOME women mature faster than men. But they are also some dumb immature, lying, manipulitive women out their, that use and abuse good men. This in turn makes men not trust or want to do right by a woman, which is sad , but it is a fact of life. This is the same for dirty men as well.

As for the magazines, I rather men look at women that other men. As for the writing who gives a damn, men are workers we don't have time for that bull.

Answer 3

The biggest difference is how they handle their finances. Women have relationships with things and those they love, they dont seem for the most part to love money and wealth. (with a few well known exceptions) Hence they dont have a good sensible relationship with their money.

Women tend to give their children what they earn. They take care of others financially before they take care of themselves. They tend to spend what they earn taking care of others and not building up a retirement nest egg/fund for themselves.

A huge percentage of married women turn all the finances over to their husbands to take care of and often find themselves penniless and out in the cold if they become divorced or a widowed.

Women everywhere have to learn to take care of themselves first and foremost. They give more than they can afford to and short change themselves far too often.

TWO TV shows you cant afford to miss ladies, Suze Orman and Dr Christine Northrup on PBS

I certainly disagree with a lot of what you say though, scented paper? Big loops? A handwriting expert would analyze it as childish and immarture -

Here's another difference, women see men as adult males capable of much more then they give themselves credit for, men tend to view women as cute mindless children or toy dolls and not as mature logical intelligence capable strong human beings and not to be taken seriously.

Women WANT their partners to be smart, and capable, men tend to NOT want their partners to be too smart -

Women prefer substance and quality where as far too many men tend to prefer quanitity and purely decorative (aka cheap)

Answer 4

Women are better at multi tasking. Men are better at focusing. That is the reason men are better at chess than women.
Men think in "boxes" or cells..one thought at a time. Women are more like spaghetti where everything is related and intertwined with everything else.

Answer 5

It is more expensive to be a woman.
Women have a limited amount of time to become mothers; men can have children into their senior years.
Women waste decades dieting and worrying about their weight.

Answer 6

Men think too much on sex......like animals/rabbits.

Men are more selfish.

Men can only think about one thing at a time or listen to one person at a time......women can think many and listen to many, and answer many.

Women are more intuitive, perceptive, spirituality, sensing, feeling etc

Answer 7

What a bucket of worms!

Fisherman at 17 if you were thinking about trading cards instead of getting your pole wet you were one of a kind!!

You evidently never saw the same magazines I did!

Will you please go fishing!
lol

Answer 8

I loved it all. Wish you had enough of these to last all day.Truly enjoy even the dumb blonde jokes and I am blonde.

Answer 9

You forgot location of brains:
Women have them in their skulls while men have them between their legs.

Answer 10

women multi task,men can't walk and chew gum at the same time,,, men think with their privates, women think with their hearts,,,,,women can be sympathetic,men are just plain uncaring,,,,women are romantic, men just want to get you in the sack.

Answer 11

You go Maverick!