One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly
rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-
influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble
out
of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five
different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front
seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Everyone
left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine
and
began to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver,
read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer
test. The
results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded
to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight,
I'm
the Designated Decoy."
2007-12-01 05:39:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
That is good. Never heard of that before but it would work. He must have been a good actor. haha
2007-12-01 05:45:29 · answer #1 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What an idea!
We sure could have used one of those in Austin Thursday night after the Cowboys game ... police were giving out DUI's all over town at every bar that had Dish and a big screen!
2007-12-01 15:21:12 · answer #2 · answered by Bad Kitty! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I chuckled out loud does that count!!!!
As a matter of fact I do laugh out loud but only at the cinema when my kids are there just to embarass the hell out of them.
Its just one of my many parents revenge!!!
2007-12-02 09:56:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love to laugh out loud. It's good therapy since I'm not good at basket weaving.
2007-12-01 17:41:24 · answer #4 · answered by California Gal 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now youv'e let the cat out of the bag, see what youv'e started.
2007-12-01 16:09:55 · answer #5 · answered by Moe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I loved it, can't wait to tell my cop friends that one.
2007-12-01 14:57:51 · answer #6 · answered by lonepinesusan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ingenious ! (snicker snort)
2007-12-01 14:42:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya just had to go and tell everybody!!!
Dam it go Fishen!
2007-12-01 14:39:05 · answer #8 · answered by Linda Lu 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very clever!
2007-12-01 14:24:00 · answer #9 · answered by EM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This could work.
2007-12-02 23:18:00 · answer #10 · answered by SandyO 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋