John was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge,
so he sent Mary to the hardware store. At the hardware
store Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while
she was waiting for Bob to finish waiting on a customer.
When Bob was finished, Mary asked how much for
the teapot? Bob replied "That's silver and
it costs £100!"
"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary
exclaimed. She then proceeded to describe the hinge
that John had sent her to buy, and Bob went to the backroom
to find a hinge. From the backroom Bob yelled "Mary
, you wanna screw for that hinge?' To which Mary
replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."
2007-12-01 05:33:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
You sure know how to make my day. Sitting home alone in a snowstorm feeling lonely and you just made me laugh. Thank you fisherman
2007-12-01 05:38:25 · answer #1 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE this story! I am a tea drinker and I enjoy the daily ritual of pouring from one of my many lovely teapots - I'll never be able to use the silver one again without laughing. Thanks!!!
2007-12-01 09:29:01 · answer #2 · answered by Mountain Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In other words only for herself not the hubby serves him righr
2007-12-01 06:19:28 · answer #3 · answered by Jan 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just my luck, the wife isn't a tea drinker (chuckle)
2007-12-01 06:40:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL, fantastic, you muct have a very broad chest for all these gold stars now!! Thank you!
2007-12-01 06:32:31 · answer #5 · answered by slk29406 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I
Never needed a teapot that bad!
GO FISHING...
2007-12-01 06:54:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good one. I'll share this with a friend.
2007-12-01 05:40:22 · answer #7 · answered by curious connie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They just keep getting better. You funny ole fart.
2007-12-01 07:38:01 · answer #8 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Big laugh again, your good!
2007-12-02 15:19:09 · answer #9 · answered by SandyO 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....that is soooo funny. Thanks for the laugh. :)
2007-12-01 09:04:43 · answer #10 · answered by Shortstuff13 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋