A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch.
The bartender thinks "this guy doesn't know the difference," so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch.
The patron takes one sip and spits it out. He promptly hollers at the bartender I said 12-year old scotch, you bozo!"
Still unimpressed the bartender pours some 6-year old scotch.
The patron takes a sip...same reaction.
But the bartender still doesn't believe the patron knows the difference. So he pours a shot of 10-year old scotch. Again, same reaction from the patron.
Finally, the bartender is convinced. He pours the patron a glass of 12-year-old scotch. The patron takes a sip and is most satisfied.
All the while this has been going on, a drunk at the end of the bar has been watching.
He slides a shot glass down the bar to the patron and drunkedly says:
"Shay mishter, tashte this!" The patron obliges...he promptly spits it out.
"That tastes like pee!," he shoots back at the drunk.
The drunk replies: "It ish. Now how old am I?"
2007-12-01 03:17:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Best joke today thus far
2007-12-01 03:22:33 · answer #1 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it is ok to wear makeup for a 12 year old because when wearing makeup it really doesn't matter how old you are it basically matters on whether or not you know how to use makeup in general but for me as a 12 year old I do wear makeup and everyone around in my family is ok with it but for myself I have a lot of makeup especially for a 12 year old but the important thing is that your embracing your beauty even more then before like an upgrade or something So I hoped it helped people who are out there who need help!!!:]
2016-05-27 02:44:03 · answer #2 · answered by renetta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep Macallan 12 is the stuff
2014-07-02 07:38:11 · answer #3 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only kind to drink!!! but i am not much of a scotch drinker -- of course this joke is about 12 years old!! what would the one year read like!!!
2007-12-01 03:43:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious, and a pretty star for a handsome man!
2007-12-01 06:10:17 · answer #5 · answered by slk29406 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Missed you yesterday-Busy thinking up new ones?
This was gross by the way (but not raunchy)
2007-12-01 05:05:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckles!!!
2007-12-01 04:11:58 · answer #7 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shame he didn't know as much about drunks as he knew about whiskey (guffaw)
2007-12-01 06:25:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just read this joke out loud to my husband.....when I got to the punch line, we were BOTH laughing hysterically! Thanks for a great laugh!
2007-12-01 03:45:58 · answer #9 · answered by jersey girl in exile 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good morning. Thanks for the first chuckle of the day. Needed that today.
2007-12-01 03:41:15 · answer #10 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋