2007-12-01 02:11:03 · 14 answers · asked by Kentucky Dave 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Help..I need somebody...Help not just anybody...Help!!!
2007-12-01 03:48:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The front page head lines of the Newspaper of my life says only the news of the inside pages of the other papers. The headlines about my life are 'A common man lives in this town. He is as good or as bad as so many others. Never made anything which deserved any mention at the state level, leave alone the national or international levels. He earns little and leads his life with whatever he gets. He has his problems, but not like the ones the Bill Gates or the George Bush have. The problems he has are part of his routine. His life is simple and when you look at him from outside his environment, you would envy him. It gives rise to so many intellectuals the world over whether one can be so content as this particular guy is with the meagre income that he gets. Well, in India, this kind of the population, with its major chunk of the whole, is conspicuous.'
A news reporter would turn to to some such news, when no significant event is there to report on a particular day. Then, a fellow like me comes to the lime light and occupies the front page of a newspaper.
2007-12-01 02:27:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Big bold headline: Nine pounds lost during Thanksgiving holiday
sub-heading: Guiness called in to validate
2007-12-01 02:14:09 · answer #3 · answered by DinahLynne 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Woman On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown!"
2007-12-01 06:36:53 · answer #4 · answered by PURR GIRL TORI 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Layla's At It Again!
2007-12-01 02:15:01 · answer #5 · answered by laylajai74 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alone For The Holidays! :(
2007-12-01 06:43:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
House blows up due to BIG Fart and match
2007-12-01 02:17:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Friday night fight goes into overtime, will it end today?
2007-12-01 02:17:23 · answer #8 · answered by newmom32again 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Is heaven really a place on Earth?"
2007-12-03 08:51:17 · answer #9 · answered by Fortis cadere cedere non potest 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummmmmmm it would say, another boring saturday
2007-12-01 02:15:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋