You have to go for a piss BUT all the lights are out and you can hear growling noises under the bed.
The baseball bat is in the closet but of course you have to walk across the room in the dark to fetch it.
Would you :
piss out the window?
OR wet the bed?
Whats your plan of action?
2007-12-01 01:36:31 · 22 answers · asked by katie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I get up and go o the bathroom , coz I know its just you under the bed , nad you wouldn't bite me !
2007-12-01 05:50:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I keep a pair of ninja weapons next to my bed (no lie, they're sai). When I was younger a dug a hole in my mattress with a knife and kept a large hunting blade in there. My plan of action to be prepared and not keep my survival gear in the closet.
2007-12-01 09:39:59 · answer #2 · answered by LzT 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do not drink late in the evening and take a pee before getting into bed, Have your dog sleep somewhere other than under your bed. Let your boyfriend sleep on the bed not under it.
2007-12-01 09:42:15 · answer #3 · answered by ELF Earth Life Form - Aubrey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hold it until morning because I'm too lazy to get out of bed and wouldn't want to disturb the slumber of the monsters under my bed.
2007-12-01 09:39:38 · answer #4 · answered by Peanut Butter 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would just go to the bathroom, turn the light on, and go piss. My family is still in the same house. Dde, like I would be scared.
2007-12-01 09:40:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm gonna kick the crap outta what ever is growling at you under the bed, throw him out! Escort you to the bathroom & stay the night to keep you safe & warm!!!
2007-12-01 11:49:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I Would Grab The Nearest Thing There Is! Regardles If Its Soft Or Not..
2007-12-01 09:40:48 · answer #7 · answered by katpopo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do I have a empty bottle nearby?
(edit) Also, Katie, I am curious as to how you would piss out the window. Hmmm.
2007-12-01 09:38:55 · answer #8 · answered by skpicky 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get up, go to the bathroom.
Deal with what's under your bed when/if it comes out.
2007-12-01 09:39:51 · answer #9 · answered by Richard F 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put on your fuzzy slippers, bed monsters hate fuzzy slippers and growl back at them.
2007-12-01 09:39:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋