Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Smuggling Diamonds'
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'
8 . Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
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2007-12-01 01:07:08 · 12 answers · asked by ....... 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
14.. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
so yes or no?
2007-12-01 01:08:15 · update #1
lol, 5 & 19 made me laugh
and the one about the atm machine
ha ha
thank you
2007-12-01 01:11:18 · answer #1 · answered by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
They're all a scream except for 6, 8, 18 and 19. The rest are great....and a good note for me to leave on and go to bed like I should have about an hour ago. I leave with a smile on my face....thanks, and enjoy your day. (I especially liked 1,5,11 and 14.)
2007-12-01 01:20:58 · answer #2 · answered by Yinzer Power 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My friend came in with a list of those, they were funnier then, but still funny.
2007-12-01 05:29:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Somewhat...
2007-12-01 05:17:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it!! someone sent me that in an email and I lost it. Now I can make a printout of it. Thanks!!
2007-12-01 04:56:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not really.
10. made me laugh inside.
2007-12-01 01:14:08 · answer #6 · answered by Kαtydid ★ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think it is funny. I am at work and needed a pick me up lol
2007-12-01 01:16:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excuse yourself from an executive meeting, say you have to use the restroom. Return 30 minutes later, wearing different clothes.
Invite the vacuum cleaner salesman over for a display of his product. Get into an uncomfortable arguement with your spouse when he arrives.
2007-12-01 01:14:26 · answer #8 · answered by Preacher's Wife 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
haha that was really cute
2007-12-01 03:16:43 · answer #9 · answered by A 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one
thanx for making my day
2007-12-01 01:16:19 · answer #10 · answered by ItzJonn 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yeah they did make me laugh :] thanks for making me smilee :D starr for u * !
2007-12-01 02:29:49 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋