2007-11-30 20:47:33 · 17 answers · asked by Da PiMp KiD xD 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It was a cold night, everyone froze to death. THE END.
2007-11-30 20:49:13 · answer #1 · answered by Knuckles™ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Note From Editors :
We are extremely sorry to tell you that J.K. Rowling has passed away and will not be able to write this book. The cause of death was a severe beating by all the Severus Snape/Fred Weasley/Nymphadora Tonks/Remus Lupin/Dobby the House Elf/Hedwig the Owl/Tom Marvolo Riddle (AKA Lord Voldemort) fans who were pissed off at Rowling for killing their favorite characters. Be happy to know though, that she will always be remembered as the ***** who, from all the ear humor available to her, decided to go with Holey.
We also apologise that you had to pay to buy this book, even though there is no story. Luckily for you, we have provided 700 blank pages to make your own Harry Potter story.
Happy Writing! :)
2007-12-01 04:50:05 · answer #2 · answered by Pauli :) 6 · 7⤊ 1⤋
Harry should have a mid-life crisis, and buy a toupee and an expensive broom. One of his kids at Hogwarts should be a hellion, and Ginny should be getting increasingly unattractive (but having an illicit affair with the postman, nonetheless)...
I thought the epilogue in 7 was just a little too neat and tidy...
2007-12-01 04:51:22 · answer #3 · answered by artteacher57 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to hear about Harry as an adult. I've wanted to read an "adult" version of that world since about book 3.
2007-12-01 04:53:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would have all the characters come back as adults for a Hogwarts reunion, since the seventh book ended with them as adults.
2007-12-03 22:23:40 · answer #5 · answered by Annie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By franchising out the second series of seven to the seventh son of her seventh daughter in seventh heaven to have brought her such relief after all these years.
Godde rest her soul!!!
And merry ye gentle men&women be!!
2007-12-02 20:49:04 · answer #6 · answered by Master Anarchy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, she should have made it go on forever and ever until Harry was as old as Dumbledore.
She ended it pretty crapfully, seriously who didn't see that Hermione and Ron and Ginny and Harry would get married!!?
2007-12-01 04:53:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Harry as a strung-out heroine addict reduced to a life of petty crime
2007-12-01 05:23:41 · answer #8 · answered by insignificant_other 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Harry gets a sex change and becomes Harriet.
2007-12-01 04:57:34 · answer #9 · answered by Novella (again) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hermoine and Draco making out.. Then Harry is jealous cause he's gay and Draco is his gay partner
2007-12-01 04:51:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋