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I, like many men before me, lived with the wonderful delusion, that a girly weekend trip always involved pillow fights in undies, bouncing on beds on falling into a giggly happy pile. Ahhhhh... what a wonderful thought, however, my wife informs me that it is actually girls in sweatpants reading gossip magazines and talking trash about they're boys.

Why ruin my delusion?

2007-11-30 19:55:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

I'm just sayin' its not as sexy as the pictures in muh mind...

2007-11-30 19:57:12 · update #1

15 answers

Poor thing, who told you that? Don't worry, that's a lie. I've spent many nights having giggly, scantily dressed pillow fights with my girlfriends. Relax.

2007-11-30 20:01:21 · answer #1 · answered by Kat* 7 · 5 0

Well I could ask you the same thing...why don't guys actually get sweaty and wrestle each other with their shirts off while grunting like big manly men on a boys night out?......

Exactly.

2007-11-30 20:00:37 · answer #2 · answered by Professor Crazyass 4 · 6 0

WAIT A SECOND DUDE! They don't have pillow fights in their panties? Are you sure? If you're joking it's not funny so stop it!

What next....no Santa Claus either?

2007-11-30 20:08:29 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 3 0

What a Western mind you have, everything based upon your own ego and sex!

Does the term "sexist pig" mean anything to you aor ring a bell.

Grow up, please, for your benefit and good of others.

2007-11-30 22:35:03 · answer #4 · answered by Big Bill 7 · 1 0

They're not.

Don't call all women ruiners based on what your wife did.

She probably didn't know , that you didn't wanna know.

Either way, forgive her.

2007-11-30 20:00:35 · answer #5 · answered by Max A 7 · 5 0

The wench is jealous that you do not partake in any pillow fights with her!

2007-11-30 20:06:42 · answer #6 · answered by ♂ Equibrilium ♀ 4 · 2 0

Haha.. your wife might be a ruiner. You're not as delusional as you think. ;o)

2007-11-30 19:58:21 · answer #7 · answered by Linz VT•AM 4 · 6 0

LMAO your right, that's exactly what we do. Your wife was just messing with your head.

2007-11-30 20:01:02 · answer #8 · answered by Rissa 7 · 4 0

in today's world people seem to ignore the fact and go with their imagination.....you do the same

2007-11-30 19:59:07 · answer #9 · answered by Chocogal 7 · 2 0

she forgot to tell you about the green aloe vera masks we put on our faces too,......kind of a buzzkiller, huh?

2007-12-01 15:49:34 · answer #10 · answered by The French Connection 6 · 2 0

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