What would you do if you found Britney Spears in your bed?

Answer 1

Dump a gallon of Lysol on the mattress and call Child Welfare.

Answer 2

Scream, run as far away as I can while calling the cops. Cause why would Britney be in MY bed???

Answer 3

I would kick her out for messing up the bed. She is not the kind of woman I'd want to find in my bed. I prefer someone down to earth, confident but not stuck on themselves.

Answer 4

Call 911 and wait outside until the police showed up.

Answer 5

Since she's half my age my first reaction would be "Thank you God."

Of course then I'd realize that she's half my age and has some serious issues.

At that point it's, "Put that robe on over your, er, clothes. Then come downstairs. I'll make hot chocolate and we'll talk. Yeah, we need to talk.

Answer 6

action picture each and every 2d and positioned it onto youtube for one and all to make certain for loose then all and sundry could understand britney spears became into truly in my mattress, of direction i could action picture star in the you tube video too.

Answer 7

Eh.... I'd still go for her. Using protection of course. Afterwards I'd snap a picture with her, kick her out, burn the bedding, and take like 5 showers.

Answer 8

Call the cops and then move out of the house for the next year or so while it gets fumigated.

Answer 9

Ew. Call the cops. Then I'd have to wash my sheets -- I might even get a new bed. Ew ew.

Answer 10

Call the cops, throw her out of the house, and scream hysterically "why me, why me?!" while hurling breakable objects at the walls.