2007-11-30 13:05:49 · 10 answers · asked by *BURNY* 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
2007-11-30 23:21:53 · answer #1 · answered by lou 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It makes me sad when this question gets asked because the funniest joke I have ever heard is just obscenely offensive. I mean, I'M not offended by it (and I'm of a group of people that should be), but everyone is just too PC these days.
2007-11-30 21:17:43 · answer #2 · answered by Sara H 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes the funniest joke i ever heard is that you are my future darling.
2007-11-30 21:14:07 · answer #3 · answered by hogun 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is the funniest joke I have ever heard:
So if kids look up to superheroes and superheroes look up to Chuck Norris, than what does Chuck Norris look up to?
The Answer: mirrors!
Get it?
2007-11-30 21:12:38 · answer #4 · answered by G.B. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm trying to think of one that won't offend anyone is tough, gimme time.
A herd of cows in a field, which ones on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.
Best i could do to be pc.
2007-11-30 21:11:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Somone recently stole a trifle.
They have since been remanded in custard.
2007-12-01 00:05:16 · answer #6 · answered by Zheia 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was one to do with Crabs...but can`t tell it on here, i heard it on Queenies page on multiply.
2007-12-01 08:14:42 · answer #7 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When the elephant man met Anne Widdecombe and said .........Mummy !!
2007-12-01 03:26:29 · answer #8 · answered by Edgein 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
an old favourite of mine......
walking down a beach,i saw a crab crying. !!!!!
i asked Why are you crying little crab ?????
he said...ive got peoples.!!!
2007-12-01 04:28:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry i can,t think of one, of the top of my head
2007-11-30 21:44:36 · answer #10 · answered by bluebrancall 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋