Wat are good comebacks/disses for the following scenarios:
1) Someone calls you stupid
2) Someone calls u a nerd
3) Someone throws a yo momma joke @ u
4) If someone duz sumthing weird wat do u say instead of: ur weird?
5) Someone calls u fat
thnx! any other random disses are accepted! :)
2007-11-30 12:38:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
THese r all comin from self-centered jerks who i hate!
2007-11-30 12:43:37 · update #1
THese r all comin from self-centered jerks who i hate!
2007-11-30 12:43:40 · update #2
1. Takes one to know one!
2. Thank you, I know that I'm short and sweet!
3. You're mamma is so fat that when your father wants to go to the beach, he just slaps her thighs and rides the waves.
4. OMG, You're Michael Jackson's lost child!
5. Well then you better move before I squish you.
2007-11-30 12:54:02 · answer #1 · answered by SERENA P 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. Your so stupid that when your mama said it's chili outside you went and grabbed a spoon..
2. Your so fat when you do hopscotch you skip state to state, Dallas, New York, L.A, Chicago, Vermont.
3.Your mamas so fat she sits around the house.
4.Your mamas so dumb she asked the flight attendant if she could step outside to make a phone call.
5. Your mamas so hairy when she puts on a green sweater she looks like a chia pet.
6.Your so stupid when the doctor said your fine you said don't sweat me.
7.You so dam ugly when your mama gave birth to you the doctor slapped her.
hope you think their funny!!! peace out!!!!
2007-11-30 12:59:47 · answer #2 · answered by Happy, :) & Sad :( 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your house is so nasty, army ants hold boot camp there.
Oh, and congrats. I heard the Kebler elves chose to put YOUR face on a Halloween cookie.
2007-11-30 12:44:40 · answer #3 · answered by BigRick the Beer Drinker 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Were you born stupid or just been practicing.
You planning on winning a gold medal in ignorant.
Your like a speed bump on evolutions highway
2007-11-30 12:45:45 · answer #4 · answered by Gonealot R 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i've been browsing more than four hours today seeking the answers to the same question, yet I haven't found any interesting discussion like this. it's pretty worth enough for me.
2016-08-26 09:01:56 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1)and yet smarter than u
2)and wut?
3)throw one back
4)dumbbb!!
5)have u seen urself lately?
2007-11-30 12:43:48 · answer #6 · answered by ladii karma 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
5. well id rather be fat than anorexic like you
lol thats all i got:) id be able to do better if i knew who they were coming from
:)
2007-11-30 12:42:08 · answer #7 · answered by Silly Jilli :) 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
1. atleast I aint ugly
2. This nerd can kick your a*s
3. anything
4.your gay
5. atleast i aint ugly
2007-11-30 12:43:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
"Pfffft, whatevah!!"
BEST EVA
Ok, how about this then. "You know, that might matter to me if you were worth more than the dog doo on my shoe"
2007-11-30 12:41:42 · answer #9 · answered by Rick R , Super Duper Samurai 侍 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i know what you are what am i
2007-11-30 12:42:30 · answer #10 · answered by Eden M. 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋