2007-11-30 12:24:06 · 14 answers · asked by Sporadic 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
well.... theres tons of food at the north pole, anything santa wants santa gets... if he wants chinese he gets it, same with mexican food, italian... any snax he wants. he just hops on his reindeer and goes shopping or the elves go and get it. everyone knows this?
2007-11-30 12:29:49 · answer #1 · answered by FUCKYOU! REALESTATE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa has a drinking problem. Beer Gout. Not a food issue with him.
2007-11-30 20:27:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa drinks alot of beer
2007-11-30 20:28:32 · answer #3 · answered by fade_this_rally 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He eats naughty children that asks to much questions on Yahoo answers
2007-11-30 20:29:20 · answer #4 · answered by Red Dwarf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He eats enough calories of milk and cookies on Christmas eve to last all year.
2007-11-30 20:27:23 · answer #5 · answered by fgdhfghr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he eats soo many cookies and treats left for him for x-mas eve...that it last and lasts and lasts...besides his body stores the fat (long periods without eats)
if worse comes to worse there is always the little elves...their population has been steadily decreasing since 1943.
2007-11-30 20:28:57 · answer #6 · answered by Laura Elizabeth 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmm...
Santa has this way hmm...well when santa has a rumblin in his tummy he goes to head elf and tells him that he is hungry soo...the head elf name Robert. goes to the kitchen and goes to this magical refrigerator/pantry and gets whatever santa asked him for.
Hope i helped.
Love,
Santas little helper.
2007-11-30 20:30:45 · answer #7 · answered by jj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he saves the cookies that he gets on christmas, and lives off of them for the entire year, and elves just eat the squirells.
2007-11-30 20:28:51 · answer #8 · answered by 8teen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mrs. Clause cooks reindeers. You can get plenty of meat from those animals.
2007-11-30 20:27:35 · answer #9 · answered by Neil 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aha!
he eats the elves
that's why there's no presents and parents have to pretend their santa
2007-11-30 20:35:15 · answer #10 · answered by eunice : ) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋