Has anyone else got crabs on the brain? pmsl xx
2007-11-30 12:16:36 · 18 answers · asked by Miss Notorious 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
They're not on my brain...they're a bit further south.
2007-11-30 12:58:57 · answer #1 · answered by cherrycheesecake 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes i have
i went to the local social security office about it
I TRIED TO CLAIM FOR THE LITTLE NIPPERS
they would not give me a penny
went to citizens advice about it
they told me what to do
i went back to the social security office
with this advice
reclaimed
said the little nippers where
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
they then gave me a BIG NEW HOUSE
and money you would not believe it
they had to take me to a TAILORS
bought me a NEW SUIT
with bigger POCKETS
to hold all the money they wanted to give me
in the end i had to BUY A SUITCASE to carry it all
could not get BIG ENOUGH POCKETS TO HOLD IT ALL
now i am loaded and need never work for the rest of my life
thanks to those lovely crabs with there little nippers
PS
did not have to show social security the little nippers or prove they lived in this country
said they still lived in there own country so i need to send it to them
they gave me the family allowance for them
no problem
so go down to DEPARTMENT of SOCIAL SECURITY
give them same story
then you need never work again
sorry have to go now
off on a six month world cruise with proceeds
as money is put directly into a bank account now
2007-12-01 03:30:10 · answer #2 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. I ate at Red Lobster today and saw plenty of crabs. People sure do love their crabs. :)
2007-11-30 20:23:57 · answer #3 · answered by skrdude8389 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont worry to much, the ones to be concerned about are the Queen crabs..if they pinch you..it can be contagious.
2007-12-01 08:00:23 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are crabs just a stubborn side-dish?
2007-11-30 20:22:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
crabs on the brain huh. isnt that an std? lol
2007-11-30 20:23:54 · answer #6 · answered by DONNAGAN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
<3
2007-11-30 20:28:40 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ уσυ вєℓσηg ωιтн мє ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would, but I'm allergic to any kind of shellfish, lol.
Seen a coal scuttle past tho. ;-)
2007-11-30 20:21:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why is everyone talking bout crabs?? ive just ate crabsticks
2007-11-30 20:21:43 · answer #9 · answered by cleo the pussycat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, i got rid of my crabs
2007-11-30 20:21:12 · answer #10 · answered by Jamieson 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋