Cat+buttered toast=anti gravity?

Question

Cats always land on their feet. Toast always lands buttered side down. So if I strap a slice of toast butter side up onto a cats back, I will have created an anti gravity device, correct?

Hold onto your hat, science. I'm about to blow your f*****g mind.

Alright Brian. You don't seem to like the fact that I'm wasting your time. Well, lets ignore the fact that you are sitting on a computer, pissing away your own time answering random internet questions. Let's work off of the assumption that you do in fact believe that playing around on yahoo answers is a productive activity for your oh so valuable time. Now then, you clicked on a question with the title, "Cat+Buttered toast=Anti gravity." Obviously, this is not going to be a serious question, yet you clicked on it anyway. Then you answer it, taking up even more time. And to make your stroke of brilliance complete, you answer it with a COMPLAINT about how I wasted your time.

Every once in a while I see an answer on here so stupid that it's brilliant. For that, let's all thank Brian B.
A good was to thank him would be by emailing the administrators of yahoo and asking them to only make this site accessible by people who know how to find their own a$$ in an empty room.

Answer 1

I can tell you're trying to make a joke (can't everyone?) Post it on your own website where people will see it, or submit it to a joke website. Few people will ever read this. You are wasting our time and yours by placing a question here which is not serious.

Answer 2

That's hilarious! Of course you could always try the proposal and actually strap a slice of toasted bread butter side up onto a cat's back but I would bet anything the cat is going to land on it's feet regardless of the buttered toast. Why? The cat's mass is way greater than the buttered toast. Now find something of the same mass as the buttered toast,attach them together and now you just might have created an anti-gravity device!

Answer 3

No, because in the REAL WORLD a cat is a lot heavier than a slice of buttered toast. It's a comical thought probably concieved by somebody either very stoned or on acid.

Answer 4

I tried a much more simple device, a slice of toast without butter. It is still flying :)

Answer 5

Thats funny. But I have a cat that just lands on its side when you throw it up in the air. Test the cat you have to make sure it lands on its feet, unlike mine.

Answer 6

No, you will have created a cat that lands on its head

Answer 7

Patent it quick..!

Answer 8

ur weird!