2007-11-30 10:52:57 · 46 answers · asked by forrestfyre 2 in News & Events ➔ Other - News & Events
Gorilla Glue
2007-11-30 10:55:17 · answer #1 · answered by ☮ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
NO. Use a fire prod, you know one of those iron things that you use to prod a fire. Make sure its hot, and then use it to seal the skin where your head fell off. You may want another person to do this cuz you'll be screaming in pain, and if you're under an anesthetic, you might poke your brains out. Good luck and don't kill yourself :).
2007-11-30 10:56:48 · answer #2 · answered by eduardomchl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes you can but be careful it doesn't stick to your fingers. You might be better off with a bit of gaffer tape. Good luck, and take care to get it the right way round.
2007-11-30 11:01:29 · answer #3 · answered by jonquilblack 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superglue fixes everything, baby.
2007-11-30 10:56:30 · answer #4 · answered by djzlyric 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not take the opportunity, as you can survive without vital body parts connected, to server your penis and penetrate your exposed esophagus.
It'll be the best deep throat you've ever had.
and all your own doing.
2007-11-30 10:58:42 · answer #5 · answered by TheHitcher 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband is a builder with 30 yrs experience and he says you need Araldite.Anything less will just not cut the mustard.
2007-11-30 12:41:31 · answer #6 · answered by Misty Blue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...that was actually such a bad joke if i wanted to i could have come up with that joke if i was recovering from a 600 year coma drowning in the nile being chewed by a crocadile
2007-11-30 10:57:03 · answer #7 · answered by MF. Lif 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Super glue is a bit messy, just carry it under your arm, or put it in a plastic bag.
2007-11-30 11:02:43 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Super glue wouldn't be strong enough. Maybe use a soldering iron.
2007-11-30 10:56:27 · answer #9 · answered by mercurymaniacal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure
or dial 911
2007-11-30 10:58:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋