does anyone have or had teachers that did something rele funny? or weird?

Question

i know its random but my friends over and wants to have
a good laugh... she says her teacher does the most funniest things.. and she was wondering if she wasn't alone...
funniest story gets best answer! and if any teachers pick this question up.. this was all my friend lol..

Answer 1

My chemistry teacher is hilarious!
He locked a kid outside for the whole class period, and the kid was outside screaming "DR. PROSSER YOU HAVE NO SEX LIFE. LET ME BACK IN. YOU'RE A JERK." So the teacher would crack up. and then the kid would walk away from the door and the teacher would open it and slam it shut when the kid came running back..

and when the teacher was on his laptop im like "ARE YOU ON MYSPACE" and he goes "FACEBOOK!"

Answer 2

My old Algebra teacher would tell these funny stories that happened to her. One was about Thanksgiving, this is how she would tell it, I had her for Geometry the next year and she told it again.

So everyone has an annoying snotty relative right? Well every time we would have a get together one of my cousins would complain about the food, "Needs salt!", "That looks terrible, I'm not eating that!". So one time we all got fed up and told her to make the Thanksgiving turkey to see if she could do better. She took the challenge. So she buys these cook books, buys the biggest turkey in the supermarket, gets all the ingredients and goes home to get the cooking done.
On Thanksgiving day, we all sit down and look at the food. We see the most gorgeous turkey. Plump, beautifully basted, nice color to it. And we are all thinking Oh no, we're going to have to say that this is good. She made something good. So there is Diane with a big proud smile on her face, "Well, go ahead and try it." So we all take a bite, chew two or three times and stop... We all eye each other. Diane is there waiting for compliments, when we still had not said anything she finally says, "Well it's good right?!" One brave relative speaks up and says, "It uh.. tastes a bit funny." The rest of us nod our heads. "What are you saying, you're just being mean", said Diane. The relative says, "Well, you take a bite." So she does, she takes a bite, two chews and stops.. "Why does it taste so bad? I did exactly what the cook book said, I washed the turkey up with soap and water..."

Answer 3

God do I undergo in concepts lately. i might want to assert probable definite yet he's shy and would not comprehend the thanks to approach you i'm assuming this is HS so he's not any longer experienced sufficient so so you might make the first flow. Or accidently encounter him say you're sry and commence speaking or drop your pen in the front of him. Or ask him a question in a unmarried of your instructions that you've at the same time. he will communicate over with you basically bypass for it adult men like females that get what they want. Then in case you date you'll both snort at the way it took so long to celebration

Answer 4

Didn't have a funny one. but had a few bad ones. I had one teacher in art class and he told us all to draw a tree. I drew my tree. and he told the class to stop and put there pencils down and to listen to what he had to say then he took my picture of the tree i was drawing on a big white paper we used for art class and he held it up for the whole class to see and he said if he see's anyone of his students in this class drawing like this ever again he would emediately fail them and have them kicked out of class. I was very hurt by that. I was trying to honestly draw a tree. Right then I knew i couldn't draw worth beans.

And i had another teacher in home class get upset when I took a design i was making and did it wrong he actually grabbed it out of my hands and through his fist down on the table that everything shook he scared me and i left his class and never went back.

Answer 5

my male history teacher one time cried in class because someone answered a question badly and he had to go out in the hall hahaha

my chem teacher whenever she laughed her teeth showed all the way (like her lips came apart but her teeth were chomped together) she looked like a bird because she was tiny but had a huge head and when she did that i just couldnt help but laugh

Answer 6

i have this physics teacher that is sooo wierd! he mispronounces evything! and then he blames it on his kansas accent. all he talks about is kansas and riding on tractors on his farm. he has this picture of his farm in his classroom and evrybody makes fun of him behind his back. and then he is wierd because he is totally disguisting because he looks down girls shirts when they wear low cut stuff. its stupid. he also likes to bend over and put his butt in your face. eww! and he also likes to flirt with all the girls in class even if they r ugly. but whenever a guy comes near him when he is talking to a girl, he totally freaks out and leaves! i dont hink he needs to be a teacher ANY MORE!!!! lol!
♥ Birdie

Answer 7

well when i was in The 6th grade my teacher had all kinds of problems. he was all jacked up but that's not the points.
OK well all year we would make fun of him because He had this head problem, like when he was thinking hard this big bubble like the size of your hand would pop out and his face would get all red.
and then another time i was all laughing because he had like pancake armpits, he sweated alot and he can up to me and was all like are you making fun of my armpits, and then i started busting up laughing and he took a book and was swinging all around his armpit to get the smell to come near me and so he like chased me and a couple of other kids around the class room.
it was weird.

oh and he would cry when we were bad and we would like try so hard not to laugh.

he was like a really cool teacher.
but just kinda weird.

Answer 8

My old Chem teacher would propell himself while on his rolley chair making rowing motions with his arms while sing "Row row row ur boat" then he'd point at a random object on the floor and say "Don't step there its a crocodile"... yes he was very crazy

Answer 9

having sex with my teacher after school