Funny People...My Quotes...uh, In Quotation Marks
Billy Bobs...
If a tobacco chewing, coveralled, John Deere-cap-wearing man gives you directions...turn left on his rights. And right on his lefts.
Aw now, you kin sit'n hava Coke while ah splain...
'Uh no. I'm late for my probation revocation hearing.'
Naw, jes foller that road till that funny, oak tree...
'And,400 miles from here, where to next, Bubba? '
Yep. Got used tires. That bulge don't mean nuthin, young lady...
'Young? I'm old enough to kill you and get aquitted. Now get that tire
off my car! '
We got corn land, meat cattle. Miss Effie makes quilts...
'Let me repeat this. How far to Jacksonville, Florida? '
We got good roads, churches. Can't beat Miss Effie's cakes...
'Got a womans' prison? '
They were all good people,
Young and old...that's good
Memories...and why they've
Been told.
Elysabeth Faslund...Poemhunter.com
2007-11-30 10:27:42 · 3 answers · asked by Elysabeth 7 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Poetry
Do you write down people's sayings when you like them? It's a very good idea, I think. I always listen to other people's conversation in buses or underground. I am fascinated by people.
You have got the material for quite a few good stories there!
2007-11-30 19:38:11 · answer #1 · answered by Lady Annabella-VInylist 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I honestly didn't understand it properly.
2007-11-30 19:28:09 · answer #2 · answered by hymy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Niceeeeeeeeeeeeee...............oh God,thnx for that little humor , it made my day..more............more............
2007-11-30 11:16:01 · answer #3 · answered by E@rthGoddess 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋